Kevin McLenithan

@mclengthyname.bsky.social

Editor by day. Film critic by night. Internet Puddleglum 24/7.

Wolfgang Petersen's TROY is annoying for many reasons, but the one that sticks in my craw is that it has the perfect Odysseus in Sean Bean and then completely wastes him. Lightning in a bottle, and Petersen just uses it to grill a burger.

I really liked Nolan's ODYSSEY and disagree with a lot of Emily Wilson's critiques of it, but my main takeaway from her piece is that she thinks a Robert Eggers version would have been way better, which I can't argue with

Me: *smiling politely as the cashier rings up my groceries* Servo, singing: Emily at the store. Buying her groceries. Crow: Six individual yogurt cups _and_ a Diet Sunkist? Sounds like a party! Mike: Back in Minnetonka, we call that the Spinster’s Delight. Me: *gesturing for the cashier to hurry up*

Oscar Isaac deserves credit for being, as far as I know, the first major actor to capture the tech bro CEO, in Ex Machina. Those guys were all over the news by then, but movies were still doing the "babbling nerd with a pocket protector" thing. Also accurate: what he really wants is slavery.

What must have really gotten under Trump's skin about Colbert, beyond the persistent taunts and the obvious lack of respect, is that he found success without losing himself—he proved that you can make it without shrinking what's left of your soul. The bigger he got, the better he seemed to be.