the dubious maya
@meatcvnt.bsky.social
some sort of domesticated animal
scrolling the online gf store finding a gf i like clicking "add to heart"
im fucking dogmaxxing and when you all see its gonna make heads explode just you wait
barely taken it off. makes my brain feel nice to just have the presence even just sitting with it behind me
the dubious maya@meatcvnt.bsky.social · 3d agoi dont wanna take it off it feels too natural
nobody in this cvs knows that I have a little baggie of delicious steak in my bag
yes yes small top big pant and vice versa but there is an art to pulling off big/big small/small
An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid."
im tired of peoplemoding i wanna switch my brain to dog mode for like. 48 hours straight.
i guess when guys flirt with me I flirt back as a defense mechanism even when im not interested
dudes ask for my instagram to hit on me and I hand them back the phone with my bio saying “25th annual cool dyke award”
it's ok to suck fucking ass and be a bitch and dumb as fuck and to suck shit and be ass
wow the new charli album is just straight up ass and uninspired to boot
I thought yall might need a little pencil today
went and took a lot of cool bird pictures today but I lost my sd card reader so you just have to trust that theyre really good. imagine a bird. imagine it better. thats the photo
pretty barista put hearts on my cup and comped my pastry because I said I’ve been having a tough time lately :,-)
posting the full name and address of your salmon online. get loxxed idiot
hi everyone !! i'm dropping another push for guitar/music lessons !!! new slots have opened up recently and i'd love to teach you how to get good at music !! i am also now BACK on this account (in a limited capacity) so i am now able to receive DM's on here !!!
ate mushroom so good I felt like a dog puppeting a human body
real shame to have my brain stuck in horny for physiologically impossible situations mode
#bakedrhymes There is a hierarchy To the heart Time Presence Care Such small things Such precious things Spend them with wisdom Spend them with intention Spend them with those You value This my child Is the essence Of Love