About ready to start an aesthetic movement around looking old and respectable. No stickers. Nothing looks like a fisher price toy. This planner has more plans in it than decoration. You can't call it girl dinner, it's crudités now
the modern Epimetheus
@mediocurrens.bsky.social
"Probably the only person who could make a scooter cool"
New reply for next time someone asks me if I have a partner
Kevin 🚀@astro-kevin.com · 2d ago"completely independent celestial objects that will fade into eternity alone" poor lil guys
Reading about haiku and it's a real shame that Bashō never got to see pictures from the James Webb telescope. Seems like few people have loved feeling insignificant before the vastness of nature more than this guy.
Never not going to be at least a little funny to hear people here just calling them "joros" as if our primary issue with a rapidly proliferating invasive species is that we disapprove of their sexual mores
Fuck AI, but if you've ever read the Key of Solomon it's literally page after page of this
Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙@thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 4mo agoSorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."
Well well well if it isn't the beginning of the end of the whole country's inexplicable love affair with that goddamn beaver gas station
Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhat is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
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The Pope loved French cocaine wine so much he created a special medal for it
Reading a novel set in the late 1800s and a character casually mentions "French cocaine wine" which 1. I thought they made up and 2. Finding out it was real sent me down a rabbit hole that lasted half the day. The POPE endorsing French cocaine wine literally *mind blown*
wanted to contribute to Odyssey discourse but unfortunately nothing I could say is better commentary than bsky's post settings
Double featured Spın̈al Tap and the sequel yesterday and it's incredibly charming how by the time of the second one, they have become The Muppets. Every big name cameo scene has the energy of an Oscar winner being clearly over the moon to share the screen with Kermit.
Really did not expect two books I've read this year to include scenes set on the same stretch of Ponce between Green's and the Moreland intersection
Today's Yokai Doodle Charm #7 "Friends...Weird is a plus!" If you're my friend, just sayin' weird = interesting, fascinating, and fun! Also, I love you dearly. 🥰. #yokai #postcards #handdrawn
This is like when I had a breakup in early 2020 and vowed to get out more and meet new people
Matt Tobey@mtobey.bsky.social · 3mo agoI’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
I wrote a poem at the zoo. I may have been very tipsy at the time.
That'll be enough social media for MJ this evening
For the first time I can remember, I've been able to go to bed at a reasonable hour for like three weeks in a row, and now I'm experiencing two days in a row of shitty sleep like a normal person, and I'm like "Wow this SUCKS"
If Belgium wins every Waho has to have tripels on tap from now on so personally I see no downside
I was unaware that the 1980s were the 1890s but I'm thrilled about it
Jess Nevins@jessnevins.bsky.social · 3mo agoLet's bring back the good old days
I want to see Vozinha vs Messi one on one. Like, with swords, or possibly horseback jousting. Maybe goldeneye.
I know I say this every time something like this happens, but it is so frustrating to watch people prop up this kind of bigotry on a theory of biology that requires them to pretend that intersex people do not exist
Jay Willis@jaywillis.net · 3mo agoClarence Thomas's concurring opinion in the trans sports ban case in West Virginia contains some of the ugliest transphobic stuff I have ever seen in a legal opinion. Straight-up gleeful. Vile man. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![2 WEST VIRGINIA v. B. P. J.
THOMAS, J., concurring
judgment). Because “gender dysphoria” is a mutable men-
tal state that is the object of psychiatric treatment, it does
not resemble the immutable characteristics on the basis of
which our precedents have applied heightened scrutiny—
race, sex, or national origin. Instead, gender dysphoria re-
sembles other characteristics on the basis of which legisla-
tures may classify with a merely rational basis. See, e.g.,
Heller v. Doe, 509 U. S. 312, 321 (1993) (mental illness);
Plyler v. Doe, 457 U. S. 202, 220 (1982) (immigration sta-
tus). Legislatures have many obvious rational bases to
keep men who believe that they are women out of teams
and private spaces reserved for women.
Second, as the Court recognizes, this case concerns “bio-
logical men” and “boys who identify as girls.” Ante, at 10,
27. Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or
girls, even if they believe that they are. Sex is an immuta-
ble “biological” characteristic, see ante, at 10; it is binary;
and “man” and “woman,” “boy” and “girl,” are the terms that
correspond to adults and children of each sex. See A. Byrne,
Are Women Adult Human Females? 177 Philosophical
Studies 3783, 3786–3787 (2020). To use language to ob-
scure reality—to show “indifference regarding the truth”—
is to lie to the public and cease to treat our fellow citizens
“as equal[s].” J. Pieper, Abuse of Language—Abuse of
Power 17, 21 (1992).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bpna2qi2e44fafbhhtqjak3x/bafkreibwsxtosqddkiskx5oxonnai4ha7ygixfcqmnbsxb27z3q43jh4iu)