Kris Lorischild

@direkris.itch.io

I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS. Looking for work! no pronouns or they/them

I need people to understand that for the last half decade that there’s been an ecosystem of trans folks in sports media who have worked unpaid to serve as experts for context, sources and educators on what it’s like for trans athletes, in hopes of potential bylines and contacts. That’s dried up.

Sydney Bauer@sydney-bauer.com · 21h ago

I hate sounding like a conspiracy person but there’s a reason that this Sophie Cunningham thing is on like day 7 of discourse and how there’s absolutely very little trans staff writers driving the news coverage of it.

LA County confirmed that SoCal Edison's unused transmission tower started the Eaton Fire, which destroyed much of Altadena. The tower had been dormant since the 70's, but was left up anyway. It energized in the high wind and sent molten metal into dry brush underneath. www.cnn.com/2026/08/04/u...

Southern California Edison equipment blamed for 2025 Eaton fire in Los Angeles | CNN

Sparks from an idle transmission tower owned by Southern California Edison caused the 2025 Eaton fire in the Los Angeles area that killed 19 people and destroyed more than 9,400 homes and businesses, ...

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Anagogic [an-uh-GAH-jik] (adj.) - Relating to things spiritual and mystical; occult; gnostic. Used in a sentence: “Lady Belladonna Bumph divined anagogic significance in every cracked mirror, black cat, and mysterious groan issuing from the settling timbers of her ancestral manse.”

A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme for "Anagogic" an adjective meaning “relating to things spiritual and mystical; occult; gnostic.” The example reads: “Lady Belladonna Bumph divined anagogic significance in every cracked mirror, black cat, and mysterious groan issuing from the settling timbers of her ancestral manse.” At right is an antique alchemical engraving of the two-headed Rebis figure standing atop a winged globe and dragon, surrounded by celestial and planetary symbols.

Hey, did you know I'm looking for work? It's true! I am a writer, editor, localization editor, and project manager/producer of games and games-adjacent media, best known as the creator of YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS You should really hire me! Future you will thank you

You Are Jeff Bezos: A Billionaire Simulator by me, Kris Lorischild.League of Legends. I was an archival editor for this.Hunter: The Reckoning - A Time of Monsters, copyedited by me.Cozy Grove, for which I was narrative co-lead and localization producer.

It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully