Are you politically savvy enough not to say something that would allow your name to appear in the same headline as the word "neo-Nazi"? Congratulations! You're sharper than at least two UK party leaders

First full portion of garden tomatoes of the year.

Just finished S5. Watching kid 2 go through the rollercoaster of the Cersei ‘shame’ joy to the Jon Snow ending was fun.

Shamp@megabrow12.bsky.social · last mo.

Halfway through. Red wedding last night. They a traumatised.

One of my smiley faces has had a bit of a day.

One of my smiley faces has had a bit of a day.

Taylor Townsend playing mixed with Zverev at the US Open 😢

The last Richard Herring blog thingy just reminded me about this and on the off chance you haven’t seen the Tom Hiddleston Phil Wang video you definitely should. youtu.be/ideV9bJ_E4I?...

Comedian Tweets: "This is so weird" by Phil Wang

YouTube video by Leyton Jay

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Okay.. 1 if it’s earl grey or 3 if English breakfast 3 2 Anyone picking 6 for any of them is a deviant.

Devon Dympsy@devondympsy.bsky.social · yesterday

4 2 (yes, really!) 3

Sledgehammer, Peter Gabriel 1986

LondonLee@londonlee.bsky.social · 2d ago

Today I am loving the 1970s covers of Australian food and wine magazine Epicurean. Art director Les Mason

Sorry I’ve not been posting much here. I’ve been busy replying “A.I slop” to everyone’s holiday photos on Facebook.

Nice tennis club - right on the high street so randoms passing by stop and watch you for a bit. And The Bell is a proper pub.

Essex@essex.bsky.social · 3d ago

Postcard Essex village full of 'chocolate box' charm and home to iconic landmark #Essex #Chelmsford

I will be recycling this joke in the autumn

Shamp@megabrow12.bsky.social · last yr.

Band tees spotted at Cheekface last night (excluding those playing) Throwing muses Spinal tap Pavement The Coral (!?) Pacing Pup STAFF

You cannot negotiate with this kind of belief. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Israeli West Bank settler tells BBC attacks on Palestinians are justified as revenge

Settler violence against Palestinians is on the rise in the West Bank, as settlements and outposts expand.

bbc.co.uk

Kid 1 wants another dog and chose to ask via what’sapp.

Okay my lovely Cheekfreak pals. In honour of a new UK tour let’s have your top 5 Cheekface songs to see/hear live. 5: Military Gum (mostly for AJ rapping) 4: Listen To Your Heart “No” 3: Wind Is Gone 2: Next to Me (Yo guy version) 1: Featured Singer Is my answer.

america’s local band cheekface@cheekface.bsky.social · 5d ago

UK tour with Emperor X and Playboy Manbaby onsale now 🐐 🇬🇧

Look, I’m sorry okay. I’m bad at business. I had a job lot of honey I ordered by accident, and a pile of chillis I couldn’t sell. It was a Hail Mary to save my house and it’s just really got out of hand.

Oh. Oh my. Chiitan liked one of my stupid shitposts. I just need Katie Tightpussy to quote dunk me and I’ll have completed Bluesky.

Just had a cup of this and I feel like I’m developing emotional intelligence. Am I trans now? VERY WORRIED

Dad side: Grandpa - something to do finance and local government (his final job was county treasurer for Cambs I think) Grandma - housewife Mum’s side: Gran - primary school teacher Grandad - crossword compiler for The Mirror.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

[bird comes out of retirement for his last ever audition for a musical] director: and what song are you going to sing for us swan: you’re not gonna believe this

Kid 1 wants another dog and chose to ask via what’sapp.

When I die, the government can have both my coats.

Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jenrick tells the Reform UK press conference this morning an official will come to your dying mother's bedroom to tot up her jewellery, confiscate her brooches and itemise her coats under Andy Burnham's new tax. Is there not a danger of just sounding so alarmist that you sound unhinged?

“Of course we’re not doing that. It’s a shame that Reform think their voters are so stupid that they expect them to believe such an obvious lie” A Labour spokesperson didn’t say, because 2026 Labour..

Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jenrick tells the Reform UK press conference this morning an official will come to your dying mother's bedroom to tot up her jewellery, confiscate her brooches and itemise her coats under Andy Burnham's new tax. Is there not a danger of just sounding so alarmist that you sound unhinged?

2020s edition: Big Thief (I like Big Thief)

James Austin@jamesdaustin.bsky.social · last wk.

what is the world's most offensively beige band and why is it Belle and Sebastian?

Ticketmaster’s business model should be illegal.

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

This is why turtles usually don't drink alcohol.

I’m hungry but I have to be in meetings for another 40 mins before I can have a snack. Just in case you thought you had it bad. #Perspective #MakesYouThink

Yes lads!

america’s local band cheekface@cheekface.bsky.social · last wk.

UK TOUR NOVEMBER 🇬🇧 with Emperor X and Playboy Manbaby 🐐 Stubbs Clubb presale tomorrow (check your email), general onsale Friday 🎟️ PODIUMMMMMMMMM

Cosmic crisp available in UK supermarkets the same day as @cheekface.bsky.social new album? Cannot be a coincidence.

Walked this prick in the sunshine listening to the new Cheekface album. Decent start to the day.