Wake up babe another new straw topper just dropped

That feeling when you’ve been extremely uhhh casual about shaving your legs and realize the reckoning is coming because you want to be fancy one night.

One of the most shocking things I learned doing this job is how many people steal from an animal rescue or else dump trash illegally Last night we caught a guy on camera and the police came and he said he was private investigator who had permission to be there lmao. Buddy, don’t quit ur day job

What if we went back to just poisoning people in power we don’t like, where did that art go??

Oh.

Don’t feed me guacamole toast and tell me it’s avocado toast

A sudden inexplicable urge to make grits (mom got some with her hospital breakfast)

Mom reports the hospital breakfast was good! I’m hoping if they are letting her eat it means she won’t have to have surgery 🤞🤞

Gloob morping

3/5/2

B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago

3 5 4

I declare it is sausage ball season once again

The Charlotte Observer@charlotteobserver.com · 19h ago

The packaging will look a little different, but the recipes remain the same. Here’s what we know.

I wish they’d leave the door open so I could see other emergencies happening

Is anyone using these? Like I got invited to a bunch and people used them for like three days

Bluesky@bsky.app · 23h ago

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

“Our goal is to provide the most remarkable patient experience” As a former corp comm person I can tell you for absolute certain some idiotic csuite type came up with this and marketing assured him it was brilliant while all the actual writers pulled their hair out.

I am in the emergency room with my mom so this day is turning out to be an adventure

The last few days have been drizzly, stormy, cloudy and breezy at work. I am in heaven. Keep it up please

Kryptonite is a god damb banger

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max@2xaught7.ing · yesterday

Every now and then you can crank up a 3 Doors Down song.

Me when someone offers me a hot dog

my irredeemable character flaw is that I can never figure out how much foil I actually need to wrap a slice of pizza

Headshrinker is so underrated

Blue heron in our pond this morning!!

I can be kind of a know it all IRL and I try to restrain myself but also if people just did what I said they’d be better off

This offer is available to everyone fyi!

I had a pony!@meghancolleen.bsky.social · 3d ago

Definitely Maybe for sure. I have a playlist of all my faves across their different albums I can share too!!

Did you know it is illegal to pick up feathers

Oasis. Seriously. When they broke up they fell off my radar and became “the band I loved when i was younger” Listening to them again as an adult it’s like, fuck yeah i was extremely correct.

Wade Minter@wademinter.com · 3d ago

I was talking to some friends a while back, and the conversation drifted to this topic: What is a band/artist that you liked when you were younger, but didn't realize just how great they were until you got older? Mine: Talking Heads (Runner-Up: REM)

You haven’t been properly humbled until you accidentally lock yourself into a chicken coop

i wish the taco bell chihuahua had lived long enough to see the cantina menu

The tiredest girl to ever eat a seasonal limited edition McDonalds chicken Caesar Crunchwrap

I made Ace a breakfast casserole