MELON

@melonconcarne.newgrounds.com

🔞 He/Him - Artist, hobbyist, art enjoyer, part-time pornographer. Explicit/Suggestive content abound. NSFW! No soliciting, Interlopers and Minors get blocked. Check my media tab or Newgrounds for my works Newgrounds: https://melonconcarne.newgrounds.com/

>Hear about a new internet weirdo >ask the commentary youtuber if they are dangerous or have a weird kink >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dangerous or a weird kink >they laugh and say "They're a danger to society, sir” >I watch their youtube video >its a kink

¯\_(ツ)_/¯@office-anomaly.bsky.social · 4d ago

i hate that it seems like there is a new lolcow being produced every week, and we're supposed to be under the impression that they are the worst person to ever exist...only to find out that they're just extremely cringe at worst, but ultimately harmless outside of the court of social media 😒

got far enough into this current simpsons rewatch to see my favorite scene in the entire show. some of the funniest animation they've ever done and dan castellaneta's gutteral "ow... OWWWWWWWWWWWW" wrecks me every time

I always get blindsided by things like bunny day, golden week, scrimblo florpus day, etc Luckily I always have a few bunny girls handy.

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Every night around this time one of the cats goes to the water bowl and drinks for like 3 minutes straight because they don’t know how to actually drunk water and only get a couple drops per lick