Catfish
@meowblub.bsky.social
Keeper of cats, holder of grudges, purveyor of random knowledge. Queer and neuroweird. A sometimes librarian. she/her
It occurs to me that one of the reasons I'm fond of B E N O I T is that he sometimes goes a little Werner Herzog in interviews. (My seasonal figure skating nicheposting has begun)
Pile Of Garbage@pileofgarbage.net · 3d agoI love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
Re: Tim Curry Reposting this because it was a banger, if I do say so myself.
Catfish@meowblub.bsky.social · last wk.Studio executive: You find a voice actor to play the personification of pollution? FernGully casting director: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Studio executive: what
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
Studio executive: You find a voice actor to play the personification of pollution? FernGully casting director: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Studio executive: what
Hexxus Fern Tree Gully
Alt: Gif of Hexxus from FernGully. A vaguely human face dissolves into fire and smog.
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"What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all." RIP to one of the sexiest human beings who ever lived, and someone whose work I loved with my entire heart.
Tim Curry's Devil Laugh
Alt: Tim Curry's as Darkness is Legend. Guy in lots of facial prosthetics and res makeup laughs sexily/evily
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There are many more serious things to never forgive my terrible paternal grandfather about, but a trivial reason I am pissed at him is that he changed our last name in such a way that I am the only person with my wallet name on the internet. Which is extremely inconvenient.
Most of my friends on here inevitably post a video of a pet, where you'll hear their voice from off camera saying some version of "Who's a good baby?" or "What the fuck, little dude?" So I feel like I already have that info for a lot of the people I haven't otherwise met.
Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2w agoThere should be a little voice clip on everyone's profile so you know what accent to read their posts in
"Last chance, pal. Say, “Megan Follows is the best Anne of Green Gables,” and I’ll let you walk out of here with your head held high — just like Anne held hers when she was accepted to Queens Academy." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/say...
Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
“Listen here, pal: this is a Megan Follows bar. You don’t come to the goddamn Avonlea Alehouse and start shit-talking Megan Fucking Follows unless you want s...
mcsweeneys.net
Surveying the damage now that the internship is over and ::lolsob:: The intern referred to in the previous post marked an emergency hotline inactive because... they didn't respond to DMs. I get being afraid of phonecalls, but this service is also available via text and chat on their website. 🫠
Catfish@meowblub.bsky.social · 2mo agoI love working with college students and I have a near bottomless well of patience for my interns, but holy hell am I struggling with a couple of folks in this new cohort.
Equal parts happy for him and sad for the rest of us. ::Shakes fist at his federation for doing him dirty::
AnythingGOEs - Figure Skating@anythinggoe.com · 3w ago🇱🇻 Deniss Vasiljevs will not compete this season, his focus will be on exploring skating outside of competition ko-fi.com/post/About-n...
RIP to my Lyft driver, who until today thought Kpop was the name of a single band and will spend the next few hours ferrying folks to and from the BTS concert. Don't think he's gonna survive the night.
It bothers me that most of the "sillier" demands people like to point to as excesses of woke culture (or whatever) are so divorced from their context.* And the context for many of them was college students making demands of their own institutions. *The ones that aren't entirely made up, that is
You will all be shocked to hear this, but I think I may have eaten too much cheese.
Even more full of spicy IP takes than usual today. Brain go buzz.
Somehow M both learned about Blåhaj and heard Baby Shark for the very first time yesterday. Happy Shark Week everyone! (jk, sharks scare the shit out of me, there is no such thing as a happy shark week)
Catfish@meowblub.bsky.social · last mo.Was already charmed by Caravan SandWitch, and then I stumbled on what I think is a Blåhaj. 🥰
Was already charmed by Caravan SandWitch, and then I stumbled on what I think is a Blåhaj. 🥰
Attn: Hampden neighborhood of Baltimore
BOB from the Future/Library@anstett.bsky.social · last mo.Folks, be aware of this. Lawn flamingos may seem kitschy and adorable, but they can pick a T-Rex clean in under 90 seconds at this time of year. Be careful. Use a trusted anti-flamingo spray before venturing outdoors. Let's be safe out there.
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
Tfw you're in a dive bar and the song TV Eye comes on and you start staring off into space because you saw Velvet Goldmine at a formative age and someone asks if you're okay and you're like... I genuinely don't know how to answer that question.
Fellow cis people: All anti-trans policy is a matter of life or death. This is especially true of policies that target trans children. Sports bans don't just impact trans athletes, they impact every trans kid who internalizes the message that they don't belong.
maybe this is the year i finally learn how to spell 'diarrhea' without getting 3-4 letters wrong on the first attempt
I was not prepared for Shoma's retirement, and I am *so pleased* about him pulling a Daisuke Takahashi.
kemmes@kemmes7.bsky.social · 2mo agoMarin Honda & Shoma Uno practicing for the upcoming ice dance season!! #FigureSkating
"You must memorize a map of 1913 Poland before you are allowed to finish the first chapter of The Empusium" and other lies my OCD has told me today
🎶Blockity block block blockity block block look at Catfish go. Blockity block block blockity block block something something no!🎶 Dunno why I didn't do this more on Twitter, it's so freeing.
Hi friends, please consider donating to Sherri's top surgery fund if you can. We've been friends for over a decade, and they are always helping other people out. Would so love for them to be able to focus on their own needs for a minute. Go go Bluesky queer mutual aid gadget!
Donate to Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace, organized by Sherri Sullivan
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Hi friends, please consider donating to Sherri's top surgery fund if you can. We've been friends for over a decade, and they are always helping other people out. Would so love for them to be able to focus on their own needs for a minute. Go go Bluesky queer mutual aid gadget!
Donate to Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace, organized by Sherri Sullivan
Hi, I'm Sherri! Your local non-binary queer here in need of help. I'm workin… Sherri Sullivan needs your support for Sherri's Top Surgery: A Step Toward Peace
gofundme.com
Okay, but I kind of want a Romancing the Vote romance novel where two of the lovely beautiful nerds auctioning off their time as a specialist in whatever end up falling in love.
"Let me get this straight: you blew our savings on fake Muppet Titty Flower seeds?" "MUPPET TITTY FLOWER SEEDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO REASONABLY PRICED BEFORE"
404 Media@404media.co · 2mo agoEbay, Amazon, and Etsy are unable to stop the flood of AI-generated seed scams.
