lmao fig's remaining three teeth are going to cost like $2k, thank god he waited til I just about had a salary!

figaro is a very mighty hunter but I really wish he’d stop finding and killing mice in my house at 3:30 in the morning then presenting them triumphantly to me :’)

Kansans repeatedly crushing anti-abortion ballot measures

WOW hadestown just reinvented the proshot. that was incredible and I've seen the show live several times; the film was so well done and somehow more than just the sum of its parts???

happy National Night Out™, all about Crime Prevention and Safety

Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social · yesterday

At the park with my toddler and ATF is demonstrating its robot dog while Beyoncé plays as part of a violence intervention event

I love the nwslpa with every fiber of my being

ok well I figured out who it was and she's a known shit-stirrer who doesn't actually hold an office rn but that was insane

heat dome szn@meredithbartley.bsky.social · yesterday

Just had a Black DC commissioner tell me to look up Black-on-Black crime as a reason why the national guard needed to be in my fucking neighborhood with trucks that belong in a fucking war zone

Just had a Black DC commissioner tell me to look up Black-on-Black crime as a reason why the national guard needed to be in my fucking neighborhood with trucks that belong in a fucking war zone

we used to add snarky commentary to our law lectures and now the murder twins are reunited to attend senate hearings for fun

Molly@mpif16.bsky.social · yesterday

I always feel so unclean after stepping foot in a senate committee hearing, unfortunately I don’t think they’ve invented a shower that removes the stink of absolute moral rot.

it’s insane that I struggle with imposter syndrome when I am way more qualified than any republican senator

watching a hilltern in the world’s worst-fitting suit open up truth social in this senate hearing

man it’d be crazy if senate hearings had to run like court, I need some of these guys to be able to say “objection, relevance??”

republicans are genuinely so ugly and fake, it’s an epidemic

actively going overboard hosting a hastily-thrown-together Shakespeare movie night with my friends, something we do quite often.... call that Much Ado About Nothing

guess who has to get the rest of his teeth out!!

duda pavao hung out with us all game too and was pitching in and I wanted to win it for her :(

So proud of our community! We hit a total of 98 backpacks between in person donations and orders from our wishlist 🙌🏾 and plenty of supplies. Sousa requested 203 backpacks and I think we can hit it.

Rose Room Collective@roseroomco.bsky.social · 3d ago

Rain or shine, we are here at Gate A ready to collect your supplies!

we were born in the plex

If you see @spiritsquadron.bsky.social capos @rpn10.bsky.social & @meredithbartley.bsky.social in these shirts but maybe you can't scan the QR code, they're supporting Alex's battle against leukemia. If you have the means, support of this gofundme would be hugely appreciated

Spirit Squadron@spiritsquadron.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hi Spirit fam - one of our own has been diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia. If you are able, please donate to his go fund me to support him and his partner. gofund.me/e968fa317

the worst part about losing in the rain at home is then having to go home soaking wet and seeing the sheer fuckton of police and fbi and atf and national guard between audi and my home, aren't they fucking bored? it takes so many of them to patrol Dangerous City Streets in Our Nation's Capital????

“bad actors”

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3d ago

Exclusive: Bad actors have used Flock's massive camera network as a powerful weapon for intimate surveillance. Authorities have charged or accused at least 50 law-enforcement officers of using license-plate readers for unauthorized purposes.

why is it RAINING

This Cat Is Gay

I really wanna see Jeepers go through this Tevis checkpoint

it is not necessary to make space for fucking bigots in the name of inclusion!!! i swear to god!

freedom of speech???!?!!! freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences!!!!! the constitution protects you from state action not your job holding you accountable for stirring shit up! you dumb motherfuckers!

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d ago

Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn

that first shower after a haircut where you use way too much shampoo/conditioner because yr hair is just gone

I keep remembering niche rules I learned and getting pissed I didn’t need them. why did I learn about statutory interpleader, then???

statehood now

Martin Austermuhle@maustermuhle.bsky.social · 5d ago

NEWS: Sen. Ashley Moody (R-Florida) has a new bill to require the U.S. flag be displayed in all D.C. school classrooms and mandate the Pledge of Allegiance at the start of the day, though students could opt out. "We should be teaching kids why America is worth loving," she says.

Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.