If yall would listen to Black people ever yall wouldnt be so surprised by all this obvious stuff that has always been the case.

Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 3d ago

It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people

are too much dinner and now i'm saying hurtful things to my family

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 08,1952

what youve been missing on twitter

Guy behind me looked at his gf & said Stalin or peter griffin? & she said stalin. then he said stalin or animals? & she said animals

i would fall in love with kerry kane in 2 seconds #lanterns

hey girl, you seem like you don't exist as a full person. like someone watered down your soul when you were born. anyway do you like having sex in the back seat of a honda civic?