James Greene, Jr.

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author // "This Music Leaves Stains" // "Brave Punk World" // "A Convenient Parallel Dimension" // "Magnum Opus: The Unbelievable 15 Year Saga of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy"

George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game

Not sure why you'd make a whole documentary about Elon. We already know he sucks shit. Is there gonna be some surprise reveal about a couple decent, humane things he did in his life? If I may borrow a quote from Shakespeare, I fuckin' doubt it.

Don't know about the iced coffee thing but I can tell you if you're interviewing for a job at a winery you shouldn't start out by telling them you don't drink and that you actually think alcohol should be illegal but you'll take the job until something better comes along. They'll get fucking pissed!

BEST TV OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Experts Come Into Your House to Criticize You 2. Prestige Drama Starring People Who Used to Be in Movies 3. Kevin James Sitcoms Where He Always Has The Same Wife 4. Cartoons That Swear And Have Sex 5. Celebrity "Podcast" That's Really Just a YouTube Channel

I’ve been in some spaces recently where everyone still masks inside by default. And, even if I personally don’t want to wear 1 all the time, I fucking suck it up because it doesn’t fucking matter if something as simple as wearing a mask makes someone else feel safer And there’s no story beyond that

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There is no reason anyone in the United States should be paying for vaccines. There is DOUBLE no reason we shouldn’t be vaccinating what children we can get in the door FOR FUCKING FREE. Why do we have a massive public health problem that we dig deeper every year? Well we can fucking start here

a vague "some number of people" quietly (and not so quietly) think that insisting on wearing a mask is related more to mental illness than chronic illness and I just want to be like, so fucking what if it is? so what if the reason I'm wearing a mask is because I'm fucking crazy?

Our son has a rare neuromuscular condition. A cold could be lethal to him. So we mask. In the past six years, I've had to cut a large number of "progressive" friends out of my life b/c they stopped taking COVID precautions. I'd call them on it, and every time they acted like I was being an asshole.

the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose