most of these guys are just white noise now but this talking point always kills me. youre a grown adult. i can see your profile picture. up until very recently you were, theoretically, functional and fine without using AI. LLMs running rampant on the flimsiest guys in the world
Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 22h agoMy answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine https://theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-t-shut-up-about-how-it-could-have-1827840677/
Whether or not you're an X-Men fan, take a moment of your time to read this story. It'll warm your heart.
Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 3d agoOkay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/
I don't really have an objection to the CEO saying Bluesky is open to all; it's kind of his job to do that. But as others have pointed out, the design of the site means it's harder for trolls/bots/chuds *and also* influencers/hypebeasts to get traction. The "bubble" here is actually normal humans.
I hope VT's new strength coach is making players lift bar bells with balls at the end that each say "5 tons"
Hey so this goal is cool but watch what #11 does in particular for the assist I’ve never seen a scorpion kick assist on the ground
I've said before, the obsession with southern belle culture is bc it's the closest US white women will get to being princesses. We don't have an official noble class so plantation owners filled the spot.
Soraya Nadia McDonald@soraya.press · 5d agoThey raised their daughters to be lil princesses. Hence the debutante balls, and lusting after the latest expensive fabrics and patterns and European hoop skirt fashions and shit. The inbred Cletus stereotype he's invoking describes the white indentured servants they hired as overseers!
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
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Rex Huppke@rexhuppke.bsky.social · last wk.Like most normal, well-adjusted men, I have spent every waking moment since Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” opened in theaters feeling apoplectically angry about Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey.” Yet it's making millions, and I'm still single. What the hell? www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Just because he went to the groomer today, he thinks he has the right to be a silly goose. LISTEN BUDDY WE DON’T TOLERATE SILLY GOOSING OF THIS SORT IN THE HOUSE
oregon trail has gone woke!!! and much harder than i remember
“joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell” (2026)
heaumeau e. rotacism@vashwood.bsky.social · 2w agojoining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
“These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of Trump’s sidepieces throughout history,” said U.S. Mint director Paul Hollis
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series...
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Messi’s gonna see this clip and realize “Yeah, it’s been fun. I’m good”
Dan Weiner@danweiner.bsky.social · 2w agoRocco Rios Novo with the howler of all howlers MLS IS BACK FOLKS.
maybe a more precise phrasing of the original point would be people can produce careless work or careful work but LLMs can only produce careless work, even if it is sometimes correct, because they are incapable of care
The absolute bullshitty audacity of “Infinity Vision” — I’m sorry but I do have to respect it.
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”
Hey y'all, this is Beamer. He's a very sweet, very large, and very strong cane corso. His human has had to make an unscheduled trip to deal with family illness and she is looking for an experienced Brooklyn dog walker to walk him while she's gone. Anyone have any recs for folks who walk big bois?
I know jocks, that’s going up someone’s butt
Matthew Garrahan@mattgarrahan.bsky.social · 2w agoWeirdest looking trophy in sports
Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."
