Really thinking about getting a motorcycle. Is this a midlife crisis? Will this make my girlfriends 10year old think I’m cool? Will he hate me more? Will my mom hate it? I only know the answer to one of those questions. I’m looking at a Honda Rebel 500.

I forgot I had this. But, your boi ain’t feeling so great right now. Was hoping my girlfriend’s 10 year old would do some kind of small gesture for Father’s Day, and instead I got told that I’m a jerk 🫠 I really am trying. It just seems like nothing I do makes a difference.

I’ve been rejected by this festival 6years in a row now 🫠 I’m really running thin on the motivation to keep pushing through with this music thing lately.

Got told I sound like Hobo Johnson tonight…. I hate this music scene sometimes.

I missed Bouncing Souls tonight to hang Christmas lights and put up the Christmas tree with my girlfriend and her son, and honestly, it was 100% worth it ❤️

Had to drop a fortune getting my brakes replaced recently. I know money is tight for everyone right now, but if you ever wanted to grab a shirt design of mine, check them out here: michaelturnini.bandcamp.com/merch Much appreciated ❤️

I’m slowly getting my girlfriend’s son into Goosebumps and, idk man, getting a 10 year old excited about reading is a pretty fulfilling thing that I never imagined ❤️

What movie scene holds a permanent space in your brain? 🎬 🧠 I’ll start… the bunny from ‘Monty Python And The Holy Grail’ 🖤

Tonight's "dumb fun" double feature:

Girl Meets Turtle

My best friend from high school is having the biggest crash out after divorcing his wife and it’s all happening while I’m on this trip. He’s being really aggressive and threatening to me as and it’s a weird difference in energy right now. Needless to say, I’ve decided to cut communication for now.

Can’t get on any festival here in the U.S. but that’s okay. Guess I’ll just go play in the U.K. 🤷🏽‍♂️

My greatest achievement in my life is that I beat this game when I was 11 years old, and I low key have a master’s degree.

A big pet peeve of mine is when people refer to candle scents as flavors. Like, are you eating the candles, my guy?! Don’t do that.

I’m playing Paper Tiger tonight for the first time in YEARS! If you’re free, let’s party, you beautiful party people!! 🤘🏽

My toxic trait is that I decide to work on art projects until 3am and since I’m so tired, I’m actually not sure if it’s good or not, so, without looking at the time, I text my friends asking them to let me know if they have any edits or feedback.

Why is it that I can reach out to a venue in Houston, TX and get confirmed to be on a bill with my touring friends within a few hours, but I can’t get an answer from the San Antonio, TX venue at all.

reminder my birthday is this weekend and im celebrating turning thirty by going to cheeseskate fest and throwing my own bday show the day after!

It’s a little discouraging applying to all these fests year after year and always getting rejected, but honestly, I just want to travel and play your living room/back yard/garage and make new friends, so 🤷🏽‍♂️ At least, that’s the goal right now.

What is your comfort YT video? Because this is 100% mine. I’ve watched it soooo many times and it’s so good. youtu.be/yVGLjOqf-6w?...

Into It. Over it. - Live at Vintage Vinyl 09/28/2013

YouTube video by Vintage Vinyl Records

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Blinko has the worst farts too #testyershit

If you aren’t scared for your trans friends right now, wake the fuck up. This shit is getting more and more dire by the day and sometimes they need someone to lean on. Be that person.