Midwest Mayonnaise Salad
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With enough mayo, anything can be salad.
Video games are way better than 40 years ago. Worse than 10 years ago. And probably 20 years ago. And maybe even 30 years ago. But definitely better than 40 years ago.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 19h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
If current results (70% in, AES +3) hold, very real possibility that Stevens’s escalating crashout from being 20 points behind in inaccurate polls over the last month(ish) of the campaign caused her to be 4 pts behind in actual voting. Never go full goblin mode.
Micah@rincewind.run · 18h agoprimary polling is hard, michigan polling is hard, primary polling in michigan is blindfolded darts apparently
A round of coffee mate on the house in remembrance of a fallen soldier.
It’s me, a real mayonnaise! I love receiving real messages from real people!
Aaron Rodgers when the Steelers hit the Eagles-Broncos-Texans stretch of their schedule:
The best thing about trains is they sell tickets that cost a price. You don’t have to whisper an incantation to Expedia six times at midnight while bathed in the blood of a newborn goat to avoid the checked bag fee.
still a pistachio@streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 6mo agoYou don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
Today’s unique fuck up: Bought far too much kombucha for the refrigerator and then read the part of the bottle that says “will explode if left out of the refrigerator.” Goodbye leftovers. Goodbye twelve Asian sauces I use once every three months. Please don’t go skunky in the pantry, beer.
Things are gonna get WILD when we get to “halleucinogenic bread mold” outbreak.
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Very Old Pic of D. Gray@blurbette.blacksky.app · last wk.They’re coming for the whole damn BLT! 🥪
Mayo-news services would like to issue a formal apology to @costco.amaurot.social for the error in our reporting. It has come to our attention that the pizzas are $10.
Midwest Mayonnaise Salad@midwestmayosalad.bsky.social · 2w agoDon LaFontaine voice: In a world where every single interaction feels like you’re being scammed, one company will sell you a $1.50 hotdog and a pretty decent $12 pizza.
Sorry to interrupt, but this is more important than everything being discussed on this site, and I’m offended none of you told me yet.
The Transformers: The Movie 40th Anniversary | In Theaters September 17
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“hey white guy” and the right white guy responds is HILARIOUS
byepoleher.blacksky.app@byepoleher.blacksky.app · 2w agoHey white guy what band did you recommend me? I'm sorry I can't remember your @ name.
I assume it’s a scam because *gesticulates at the entire economy*
weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2w agoNobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
Midwest surf and turf: Going to Culver’s and ordering the meatloaf and the fried walleye.
I like how he’s trying to rehab his image after killing a few hundred thousand people through DOGE cuts and the bastions of journalism at the Guardian held him to account by not asking him at all about killing a few hundred thousand people through DOGE cuts.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago‘I got carried away’: Elon Musk expresses regret about Doge and wading into Trump’s orbit
I think Delta must have purchased the rights to “A Knights Tale” because it and only it has been available on every flight for as long as I can remember.
Elon wants it to be called X because it makes him feel cool and that’s as good a reason as you can get to keep calling it Twitter.
Mike Masnick@masnick.com · 3w agoX (it's not Twitter any more and hasn't been in years) is the red state diner of the internet: the place lazy journalists go to get a sense of what they think "real" americans believe based on a ridiculously reductive and wrong definition of what it is to be a real american.
My wife’s new slippers want to remind you not to ho max, ladies.
I do believe democracy could be significantly improved by a reverse hunger games where we lock the 100 richest guys in a conference room once a year and don’t open the door until casualties equal their share of wealth.
How much wealth do the world's richest billionaires have? - Engaging Data
This graph shows the relative wealth of the top billionaires in the world, organized by country or industry.
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Greg Pak@gregpak.net · 3w agoI do not believe democracy is compatible with billionaires being able to spend unlimited amounts of money on politics.
“Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics h...
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Backlash so strong that owners of pervert glasses are afraid to wear them. (Fuck you, Zuck) tech.yahoo.com/wearables/ar...
If you try LaTeX and download a template and are confused about what the command \dp means, it sets box depth. Now you don't have to Google "dp latex" at work. You are all welcome.
Alfred Nobel established the Nobel Prize after wake up call: newspapers mistakenly published his obituary when his brother died & what he read as his legacy horrified him speaking ill (factually) of the dead is literally the most effective way to curb living racist & Nazi public figures/politicians
![There is a well-known story about the origin of the Nobel Prize, although historians have been unable to verify it, and some dismiss the story as a myth.[26] In 1888, the death of his brother Ludvig supposedly caused several newspapers to publish obituaries of Alfred in error. One French newspaper[which?] condemned him for his invention of military explosives—in many versions of the story, dynamite is quoted, although this was mainly used for civilian applications—and this is said to have brought about his decision to leave a better legacy after his death.[6] The obituary supposedly stated, Le marchand de la mort est mort ("The merchant of death is dead"),[6] and according to the myth went on to say, "Dr. Alfred Nobel, who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster than ever before, died yesterday."[27] Nobel read the obituary and was appalled at the idea that he would be remembered in this way. His decision to posthumously donate the majority of his wealth to found the Nobel Prize has been credited to him wanting to leave behind a better legacy.[28][6] However, it has been questioned whether or not the obituary in question actually existed.[28] An actual obituary (pictured) stated "A man who can only with the utmost difficulty be considered a benefactor of mankind has died yesterday at Cannes. It is Mr. Nobel, inventor of dynamite. Mr. Nobel was Swedish." It was published on the first page of the Figaro on the 15th of April 1888 and retracted the next day.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:26hkfmtr7jrchexamh7hk6rz/bafkreiamxbpof2omcdylzhjqx5jvddya4qtd2rranqhfr3hqz7m5v7croe)
Thomas Fuchs@thomasfuchs.at · 3y agoIf we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.
