Jay-Z you are 56 years old

Going to be driving over the George Washington Bridge soon, I hope no retired NYPD detectives road rage murder me

I think it’s not coincidence that many of our most promising progressive politicians are Muslim-Americans who came of age during the strident Islamophobia of the 2000s.

Tommy Teepell? More like Tommy Peefell, as in pee fell into his mouth and he pretty much loved it

Article III requires "one" Supreme Court It has zero provisions on what entity that "one" is There is no constitutional problem with a Judiciary Act of 2029 designating a new entity to be the "one" and stripping the old one of that designation

Love when everyone on my feed is dunking on someone I already had blocked. Catch up!

@theonion.com has posted another picture of the old Gothic buildings of my alma mater! How delightful! Now, to scroll down very slightly so that the headline may be read

I worry that even if we do dismantle the Greek system, it would just get reinvented from scratch. But maybe the temporary disruption to some existing traditions would be a good enough reason to do it.

ali alkhatib@ali-alkhatib.com · 4w ago

shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.

Dear Cornellians, Please see the statement below from Cornell leadership: “sorry. sorry. im trying to fix it. don’t be mad at me. sorry” Sincerely, Associate Vice President for Alumni Affairs

Many of the Cornell frat members I knew when I was an undergrad now have daughters old enough to be sent off to college. I think about that a lot. I wonder if they think about that a lot.

“Senior editor Cereese Qusba spent months reporting on the case before breaking the news of the lawsuit on September 18.”

How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case

“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”

thecut.com

I’m not thrilled that because of the actions of my alma mater’s administrators, everyone is now word-associating “Cornell” with “rapists”.

Imagining Facebook AI boomerslop that’s like Dennis the Menace’s head on an adult body and he’s saying SHARE IF YOU THINK MATTRESS SHOWROOMS SHOULD STAY OPEN AT NIGHT SO VETERANS CAN SLEEP THERE

🎵 GOOD NEWS, CIGARETTE JUICE! 🎵

How many opening acts did Ed Sheeran need, damn

I have multiple cousins in the rural Midwest from whom I’m now somewhat estranged because I insist my Muslim-American neighbors in Brooklyn are overwhelmingly kind and trustworthy people. I stand by who I stand by.

God Angrly Clarifies "Do Not Kill" Rule was one of the best things written by anyone anywhere in response to 9/11. "Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept."

There were hundreds of businesses in the Twin Towers and it’s weird that we only ever get stories about Cantor Fitzgerald and Windows On The World.

This is just like that time I took my suit to David Byrne’s tailor

Innsmouth Looksmaxxing@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin

Donald Trump thinks that Hulk Hogan’s erratic Wrestlemania IV promo about rescuing the Trump family from drowning actually happened to him

I think game remakes/remakes are neat—the relationships between technological constraints & game design are fascinating—but I get why the announcement would be disappointing to many people.

ICE shouldn't be detaining anyone, not even Milo. Abolish

evergreen

Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It is almost impossible to overstate how truly no one wants this. Probably 40% of the country is deeply upset about it. 30% more think it's a bad idea. 20% aren't even aware it's going on or care and maybe 5% to 10% are temporarily into it because Trump told them to be.

Flip on the tele' Travel with Natalie Something is bubbling Behind my back

I prefer Genesis’s earlier albums, like

There is updog everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

If you want to lose, run a household name normies have seen before. Stop overthinking this. People want change. They're voting for NOT THIS. Anything that doesn't represent the universe they've known for the last decade has a better chance at winning than a re-tread.

A computer can never be creative, therefore a computer must never make a creative decision.

Although where I live is too close to NYC to fully be “in the country”, every cover band around here does have Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker in their repertoire.

Every couple years there’s a meme trend where you just post a foreign phrase like “pausa de hidratación” or “bomboclaat” along with literally any image