you cannot start a breaking news alert with “A helicopter carrying President Trump” without dumping a gallon of serotonin into my bloodstream. please be more careful with words

George Lombard, Jr. has me wondering: what’s the worst father/son duo in MLB history?

My lead investor is in Canada. You wouldn’t know them

Guardian Sport@sport.theguardian.com · 7h ago

LIV Golf secures ‘lead investor’ until 2030 but future of star names still uncertain

Summer Ballpark Franks Commercial NBC/WTVJ 6 1999-05-24 : 23s

I haven’t done this in a few years, but due to budget cuts I wasn’t able to order any new supplies for my classroom, so I am sharing my Amazon wishlist. I teach in a self-contained ID classroom for kids with severe disabilities. Even just sharing this would mean a lot to me. Thanks!

Check out my list on Amazon

amazon.com

Take the “which of these 9 foods are good, actually” challenge.

CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterday

"As a cardiologist, there are nine American foods you couldn’t pay me to eat," says Dr. Sanjay Bhojraj. After years of treating heart disease, here are the common American foods that Dr. Bhojraj won't touch, and what he recommends instead.

Isn’t this the kind of info you don’t want your other enemies to know?

rich traditions@helldude.bsky.social · yesterday

couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either

Arraez is legit. Why do teams keep trading him?

For Bluesky's sportsball folks who want to sweatily track every NFL training camp as they unfold: bsky.app/profile/brew...

What are the Nats doing? This year cute seemed like a breakout year or at least an establishment of a solid young core. Now they trade their best pitcher?

Jon Heyman@jonheyman.bsky.social · 2d ago

Guardians acquire LHP Foster Griffin

Daulton Varsho is 5’8”? I thought he’d be bigger

Uh huh

RotoWire NFL@rotowirenfl.bsky.social · 2d ago

Mike Evans: Minor quad strain

The keep politics outta sports crowd gonna be silent as fuck about this

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.

Hi-res rotoworld snap detected. Also why does this rookie need to rest?

Rotoworld Football@rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · 2d ago

Kenyon Sadiq (rest) did not practice Monday

If you are a Dodgers fan, you should be ashamed of yourself

Many lessons learned on day 1. Will try to do better on #OtakonDay2

Mike G@mikeginmd.bsky.social · 5d ago

Day 1 of 3(?) at Otakon for the benefit of the child’s enrichment. Wish us luck.

Day 1 of 3(?) at Otakon for the benefit of the child’s enrichment. Wish us luck.

Sponsored by Taylor Farms

NPR@npr.org · 5d ago

Firefighters in the Gironde region of France said the situation had "stabilized", after a week of wildfires caused by a major heatwave across Europe. n.pr/4vVz3j7

HEY YOU 🫵 how would you like the opportunity to support a north philly elementary school special education teacher? well, good news! my cousin is getting her classroom ready for the new school year:

Check out my list on Amazon

amazon.com

FYI: I didn’t post anything to x/twitter. Haven’t posted there since April. Wasn’t sure if interview went live/up and knew if I checked there I’d find out.

Mike G@mikeginmd.bsky.social · 6d ago

Why why why do you post there?

finally porting over my “nfl camp watchers” from x dot com the everything app!! all killer, no filler, up-to-the-second #nfl camp news by the journalists doing the work. still adding and changing; please let me know anyone I’ve missed! bsky.app/profile/did:...

This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.

NFL: Cowboys Titans Chiefs Patriots Colts MLB: Rangers Rays White Sox (2005) Dodgers Braves

tony homo@gaychel.bsky.social · last wk.

Gimme your top 5 hated teams for your favorite sports. I am just going with NFL and MLB because its hard to write em all down. NFL 1. Rams 2. 9ers 3. Steelers 4. Packers 5. Broncos MLB 1. Astros 2. Yankees 3. Blue Jays 4. Rangers 5. Red Sox

Braelon, if you’re listening.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have been informed Jets RB Braelon Allen is quite upset with me.

You can’t blame the substation for offseason injuries, so don’t try

Mike G@mikeginmd.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ricky Pearsall is on my last nerve

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Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

Ricky Pearsall is on my last nerve