Highlight of my summer? So many to choose from. I managed to eat tacos for seven consecutive meals at one point. That was pretty cool.

Ken Marino as 007 written and directed by David Wain?

Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link · 2mo ago

JUST IN: James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character.

Once again, I'm compelled to post that the (original) Minnesota Timberwolves' and Lynx's logos look like a soon-to-be-ex husband and wife locked in an intense divorce proceeding and the judge just issued a ruling that utterly screwed the Wolf

It's been almost 20 years since my wife (then girlfriend) took me to see the Zach Braff movie "The Last Kiss" with free passes. I'm still mad that we had free passes because I couldn't demand money back.

Defector@defector.com · 2mo ago

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

It's so weird that there's still an active NBA player who might've seen Secret Of The Ooze when it came out in theaters.

Next Tuesday I will be the same age to the day as Bryan Cranston was when the pilot of Malcolm in the Middle premiered. I’ve had it on my calendar as “My Cranston Day” for a few months.

literally watergate

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Just when you think it can’t get more weird….. Fencing going up around Reflecting Pool

My daughter has requested Belgian waffles tonight. Anyone know of a good spot that serves them past 5pm in Minneapolis?

Clearly this is more of an Ogdenville type of thing.

The Verge@theverge.com · 4mo ago

Mayor Scott Furgeson was caught on camera saying of the “No Data Center” signs going up that, “I’ve seen a lot of these all over town, but I only see them in shitty houses,” before adding, “most of them are rentals.”

True story: around 2000, I tried doing my first open mic sets at some stand up clubs around the Twin Cities. Because I was nervous, I used a fake name…Paul Assenmacher

Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Paul Assenmacher Pitcher Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1999 ATL - CHW - NYY - CLE - CHC

Disappointing the hell out of my kids by ordering the game Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza through Temu.

Homies Trismegistus@presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Mustang horse nicotine packets

awoo 54

I'm hoping that Wemby is just too tired from blocking all of those shots to make an impact in the second half.

Christoph Waltz is Ted Danson in "Ted Talk: The Ted Danson Story" written and directed by Quentin Tarantino

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 5mo ago

Bad Bunny at the Met Gala.

WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

Addison Raetheon@mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 5mo ago

without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

He’s been going to NYC to do tv hits, now the whcd, he’s using the attention on Minneapolis to boost his national profile. He sucks

Patrick Fenelon@patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Since the ICE surge, Frey has: •Vetoed an eviction moratorium •Tried to get a cop city in Minneapolis •Vetoed a decriminalization of drug paraphernalia (which would have merely brought Minneapolis in line with state law) •Attended the WHCD, to honor the fascist who terrorized his own city

No need for Jaden to roll out the Nolan Richardson full court press. But he’s an artist. Who am I to judge?

Maybe you’re sweaty from moving a bear carcass. Maybe it’s because you just completed the most alpha workout ever with Kid Rock and you only wore your best athletic jeans. Whatever reason you’re sweaty, we have the soap to clean you up.

Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com · 6mo ago

Natural Beef Tallow Bar Soap for $3.50, reg $9.99! --Code TBM48EPH fkd.deals?product=http... #ad

Watched the Oscars on a tape delay and I am thrilled that Zach Cregger and Maya Rudolph got thanked in the exact same way I was thrilled to hear Michael Showalter get thanked.

Didn’t expect The Current to be celebrating Selection Sunday.

The Recent Current Playlist@recentplaylist.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Flannel Cowboy" by Ken Pomeroy Album: "Cruel Joke" Time: 08:23 am

My neighbor's dad took us to see Major League when we were both 6. When we got home, I spent months telling my parents how it was the funniest movie ever made. I wish I had a hidden camera of their reaction when we rented it as a family when it finally came to home video. Their horror.

We Don't Have It Yet@wedonthaveityet.com · 7mo ago

Going along with this week's episode: What movie(s) did you watch as a kid that you were probably entirely too young to watch?

Didn’t even have to part with Luol Deng.

11 years ago tonight, my wife and I watched Chris Hemsworth host SNL. At midnight we drove to the hospital and 9 1/2 hours later we had a daughter.

It’s March and a house on our block still has their outdoor Christmas decorations up. The inflatable ornaments have deflated into shriveled balls.

The bathroom at this establishment is giving me mixed signals.

I will eat just about anything, but grapes are about as strong of a NO as I have. That said, despite personal hatred, the answer isn’t grapes, it’s honeydew melon. Useless fruit.

Katie C@spiffykt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Instead of whatever this discourse is I humbly request you tell me which fruit you think is the worst. My vote is for blueberries

@johnmoe.bsky.social giving Beecher’s a try tonight!

Half the state legislature would cheer our deaths at the hands of ICE goons. This is not an exaggeration.

Minnesota House DFL@mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Here’s GOP State Rep. Walter Hudson making fun of Minnesotans for being fearful of ICE, defending January 6th, and blaming Renee Good and Alex Pretti for “putting themselves in harms way.”