Aaron Blackshear
@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 59m agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
These guys got rich during the worst era for music in my lifetime, playing in a specific sub-genre that was absolute dog shit. One of the worst bands I’ve ever heard with no redeeming qualities
Jason Brow@jasonbrow.com · 2h ago"Veeps was founded by Good Charlotte’s Billy and Joel Madden and has operated for many years as a ticketed livestream platform."
Non-Detroiters can never truly appreciate the Shri Thanedar experience
Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 2h agoNow I can come out and say it: it is fucking crazy to me that this man is 70 years old in this photo.
Miller is a piece of shit. But be cautious about calling family photos of nude toddlers "CSAM." I've written about lives ruined over allegations that turned out to be harmless photos of kids taking a bath or running naked through the house. Moreno is already calling for prosecutions, here.
Max Miller’s lawyer admits to accidentally releasing ‘private images’ of daughter
Lawyers for ex-wife Emily Moreno said possible “Child Sexual Abuse Material” was included in a trove of documents the Ohio lawmaker publicly posted.
politico.com
A day of remembrance and celebration Happy Fade In The Water day
All you have to do is see the reaction from devs that have outsourced all of their coding when Claude/Codex are down
Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 8h agoMy answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
Too many overly broad and confident opinions, you guys need to hang out with some actuaries and learn to say "it depends"
The Verge doing marketing for the pervert glasses in their tech travel guide, ridiculous @reckless.bsky.social
So will Haley Stevens start talking normal again?
This is quite literally professional malpractice.
Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 17h agoOne year $150M contract to a small Texas firm that lacks immigration law experience
Absolutely 1 and nothing else 2-5 are all fine 2 or 3, anything else and you’re a serial killer
B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago3 5 4
We blame restaurants too much when the contamination is coming from the suppliers. There is weird tendency to say that Taco Bell or Chipotle make you poop when that’s a skill issue
Elon is talking about using robots to build a mass accelerator on the moon in support of an economy 1000x to 1 million times the current earth economy. It's a bad sci fi novel not an earnings call.
Don’t listen to this guy about wiping, but also remember that healthy BMs require you to keep up on your butt kegels My kegels are so advanced I can pass gas and it sounds like a slow exhale. I call it the Breath of God
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 20h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Our cat once swallowed a whole stem from a plant he tried to eat, and was doing the drag your butt on the floor thing. I held him and wife pulled and the stem just kept coming like a magician pulling scarves
Move over stem cells, were injecting period blood now. Gonna regrow my knee cartilage 28 days at a time
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
My “animals in the wild don’t have any residual shit on their anus” shirt generating a lot of questions
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 20h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
All it takes is one person saying “wtf did you just say to me? I’ll beat your ass like Fred did say that shit again bitch” and walking up on him aggressively and he would soil himself and make the most pathetic squealing sound you’ve ever heard, forever ending the cult of personality
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again"
I feign absurd levels of self confidence and arrogance to mask the struggle wtf are you talking about
New York Magazine@nymag.com · 22h agoOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
Aaron cut off the rest of the quote but Pete went on to say “he shit his pants and it ran down his leg onto the floor and he slipped in it and when his wife came to see what happened she also slipped on it and she dropped the anvil she was carrying on his head and it made like a loud cartoon bang”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h ago😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"
I love how these people think they’re still owed basic respect from us. I don’t give a fuck if his head fell off. I’ll say what I’m gonna say.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h ago😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"
Just coded tf out of a new web app. Not too shabby Aaron not too shabby
Jet fuel can’t melt high school cheer teams
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 22h agoOh my god I think I found the video.