yappy b. yapperson
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
poastin some regular stuff just like regular
sources are saying it makes tryna put people on the stake for not driving the exact fuckin speed limit at all times right now seem pretty trivial and unnecessary sources are saying you could do anything else with your time and it would be better spent
In Vino Veritas 🍷@blueskypilot.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhat does it say when I believe what Iran says before I believe what our so-called president says.
Hey, you really can't complain about the first trillionaire and still post on the site he owns, just an FYI.
every person who wants to lord their cooler head over you you find out is on some psychiatric cocktail that would make Marilyn Monroe blush
Of course it bothers me that they invented truck nuts but not hitch cocks
understand this, for a lowbie to quote post a highbie, is for them to make a comment to a couple of their friends who give a shit about their shit posts when a highbie quote posts a lowbie they’re basically inviting the entire website to fuck with them, which is an entirely different arrangement
getting quote posted by some highbie is basically the exact same as some friend rolling up with an 8ball when u weren’t really tryna do lines tonight, and now all of a sudden youre full of energy and you’re around a bunch of people you don’t even like and you’re just saying shit
people who don’t understand how getting into a fight online or in person can be a rush as well a stressor for an ADHD person: i suggest trying cocaine then i think you will understand how something can both be something u just can’t pull urself away from, and frying your adrenal gland to shit
@floodybarts.bsky.social i don’t even have to comment on this to tell you what it looks like do i?
yeah i’m not okay, and i don’t feel like performing okayness for u by your milquetoast suburban standards im probably quite fucked up so maybe take that into consideration before you fuck around. i’ll make u find out every time. don’t you ever forget that’s the kinda fucked up i am
this website makes me fuckin sick. somethin about it. you know on Meta, you’re getting it from all sides so it seems almost fair and democratic whatever kind of trolling u receive but here its literally just some fucking losers who decided to early adopt a new website early getting their licks in
the world: (is like this) people on bluesky: actually driving 5 over is super fucked up, let’s get really riled up about it
i love how this guy quote posted me, did it again with a screenshot of my reply because he thought i would pussy out, had a whole army of 40k people behind him and he STILL HAD TO BLOCK MY ASS. that’s right. you’re exactly the pussy i said you were, pussy
yappy b. yapperson@milfordthomas.bsky.social · 3mo agothis is actually reckless, to drive slow in the fast lane and cause a bunch of cars to have to change lanes multiple times
this is actually reckless, to drive slow in the fast lane and cause a bunch of cars to have to change lanes multiple times
HOV is ultrafast lane. left lane is fast lane. middle lane is medium lane. right lane is slow lane.
so what i’m hearing here is there a bromance between this man and jp and im here for it
Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhich Mariner is most likely to become a manager? Go on Love Island? Have your back in a fight? Teammate superlatives with Julio Rodriguez 👇
okay now we’re talkin. some southern staples and the ogs remember my chopped cheese phase
if i were in chicago for any length of time i would have to start being like “where are the restaurants where they don’t do it the way you guys do it” like where do a get a hotdog without a peter piper picked a bunch of pickled peppers on top of it
yall i forgot to set my everyplate meals this week so every meal is garbage. i’m gonna have to concoct something totally new with all the ingredients. this cannot happen again, i must make my selections post-haste lest i run out of time
something else i’ve noticed is many neurotypical people participate in a lot of false aggression, where everything is just a prank, a joke or whatever but they kinda just slink around being cruel to each other and pressured into laughing about it
