mimp
@mimp.bsky.social
widely reviled magic player, goth, californian she/her it/its
why did you transition? right answers only realized i was allowed to
penny@hollhorse.bsky.social · last wk.why did you transition? right answers only I wanted to be like Rey in star wars. She was a woman and I wanted to be like her. I played with girl things as a kid. Uhh. Idk it's been so long I've forgotten most of it
whoever bought all the copies of indicate off of cardkingdom youve made an enemy for life
i present to you my latest Concoction: QUEEN'S BATTERY ACID • 1 bottle Sour Skittles drink • As many shots of Crystal Skull vodka as you want (I go with 2 or 3) is it strong? YES is it good? NO would i recommend it? FUCK NO
the awesome thing about being a collectible cardboard pervert who never actually plays the game is that i got invited to a commander thing and it took me less time to put together a mostly blinged out deck than it did to scrounge up all the right tokens for it
a magic customer was buying snacks from me and took one look at my stupid gay dracula cheekbones and asked if we sold world of darkness books
mimp@mimp.bsky.social · 2w agothis didn't work i just started doing stupid halloween bullshit as part of my morning routine :(
this didn't work i just started doing stupid halloween bullshit as part of my morning routine :(
mimp@mimp.bsky.social · 3w agodiscovered the concept of doing contour under foundation but i'm limiting myself to only doing silly halloween bullshit with it so it doesn't go to my head and make my morning routine even harder
i went to mimp island and everyone there wasreally scared and ran away from me
surely this time having a second energy drink won't just make me more depressed and also need to pee
intrusive thoughts are better lately but physical tics are worse than normal. who is fucking with my stat menu and why
My piece for @novamali.bsky.social and @damesprod.bsky.social's queer knight art book, My Liege, in its entirety 👑💕✨ Only a couple days left to pre-order a copy: www.kickstarter.com/projects/nov...
how did i buy an entire pair of shorts without realizing they didnt have fucking pockets
discovered the concept of doing contour under foundation but i'm limiting myself to only doing silly halloween bullshit with it so it doesn't go to my head and make my morning routine even harder
i really want another boob job but i also have the kind of posture that really behooves me to not get another boob job
there's something about growing up with a lot of eggy escapist fantasies that rewires your brain a little. like i was wrong about turning into a girl being impossible maybe i was also wrong about dragons or witches. it happened before
her: i consent him: i consent the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
It's all work and no play for a responsible mother Pallas's cat. 🐯👩🍼 Here, she is moving with her kittens, (likely) in the rocky region of Ladakh, India. Pallas's cats, are rare wild cats found in the cold, high-altitude steppes of Central Asia. Kittens are supervised until they're 3-4 mths old.
i can at least take comfort in the fact that some lesbians think it's kind of hot how pathetic i am