When did you know? I loved Indiana Jones as a kid for a variety of reasons…
BoyKelly@boykelly13.bsky.social · 3h agoWhen did you know? I wanted to go for my own Joy Ride
Sonny Side Up 🍳🏳️🌈
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Michigander. Academic. Cookie Monster. Theme Park Lover. Band Nerd. Tiki Obsessed. AvGeek. Transit Gay. ESC is my religion. Bit slutty and maybe NSFW. ADHD. He/Him. 👬: @micarebear.bsky.social @misonnyside on basically all platforms
BoyKelly@boykelly13.bsky.social · 3h agoStuart Fails to Save the Universe has zero business being as good as it is
I straight up miss my bum gun when we travel. Like you want me to just use toilet paper? 😩🤢
Ginger Beef 🫚@itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 2d agoBum Gun 🔫
The cat sex cradle, and the goon. The good boy blew the man on the moon. Or whatever Harry Chapin said.
Some of you post things that make me think you’re an alien experiencing earth for the first time or were raised by a cult in an underground bunker
The woman who just started rambling at me in German in Vienna and I’m over here like… “Entschuldigung… können sie… langsamer sprechen?“ 🧍🏼♂️😐
Unassuming Local Guy@bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 5d agoThe cool thing about muddling your way through speaking a language that you’re about 20% proficient in when you’re on vacation is that sometimes, someone asks you a question, and you just either say yes or no and then hope for the best.
Yes yes yes party unity and all that… but I truly hope the *former* moot that showed his racist ass and made being a Stevens Stan his entire personality is having a very bad day 😌
Survey for the class (bloomfies): I’m doing hand written journaling in my classes this year. I’m providing the supplies. If you were a college freshman, would you prefer: A.) A standard composition notebook 📓 B.) A Kraft paper notebook you could decorate 📔 C.) Something I haven’t thought of
No cheating, post your lock screen
Mikepole@michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 7d agoNo cheating, post your lock screen
Butt cards? Every single day I get on Al Gores internet and yall are just making shit up
Happy Friday! It took me 45 seconds to send an email I've been putting off all week
Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
Alt: Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
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What in the temu Edgar Allen Poe is going on here 😭
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Fifth Element Diva Plavalaguna's Cosmic Performance
Alt: Fifth Element Diva Plavalaguna's Cosmic Performance
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Unassuming Local Guy@bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2w agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
The fact that I literally have oomfs from all over the world posting about aipac Barbie And after my fucking union put out some shitass poll acting like she’s the only one that can beat Rogers (which is counter to every other poll out there) ☹️🙄 I need this primary over now
Blanche Devereaux: Weary and Stressed
ALT: Blanche Devereaux: Weary and Stressed
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Getting a birthday coupon code from the online clinic you got cold sore medicine from
instructor: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to dance? me, holding a bag of chips: there’s been a misunderstanding
So @micarebear.bsky.social managed to put together a surprise party with a bunch of my work friends and local friends - and @fuzzybison.bsky.social and @accipiter.bsky.social came up from Indy 😭 I love you all - 40 might be super cool 💜
Kristi Noem’s ex-husband frantically googling where to buy these titties
Are you mad at me?@bradys.bsky.social · 3w ago
Don’t be vaguely vulnerable on social media because you’re turning 40 tomorrow, one of the people who should be there to support you is dead, and your friends all dropped the ball. Got it. Noted. 👍👍👍
Trying very hard to not be a passive aggressive bitch on the internet because I’m in a very grumpy mood
I may or may not have redownloaded an app to see if he was on it and ugh 😵💫😭
Sonny Side Up 🍳🏳️🌈@misonnyside.bsky.social · 3w agoIf you’re the cutie short king diabetic that smiled at me like three times at the Mishawaka Mission BBQ but we’re clearly both too chicken shit to say hi…. Hi! 😌😅
If you’re the cutie short king diabetic that smiled at me like three times at the Mishawaka Mission BBQ but we’re clearly both too chicken shit to say hi…. Hi! 😌😅
not to be capitalist on main, but I feel like this is a marketable service
Link Pupper@linkpupper.bsky.social · 3w agoThe day I find a hookup that will clean my house too, it’s all over!
RIP Chris Farley, you’d have loved playing Haley on SNL 😔