I had to chill 😂😂 My youngest yelled out,”are you fucking kidding me?” When our waiter dropped the brick of Parmesan cheese on to her bowl
🌻Bayou Baddie.🪴@bangabee.blacksky.app · 10h agoI love to cuss. Idc. Idc. 😂
Hakuna Matata
@misspiajay.bsky.social
Mom. Foodie. Music connoisseur. Travel. Queer. Vinyl collector. Altadena/Pasadena Native. SoCal Living. Drink Water. Love God. Love People. Community is Life’s Greatest Commodity. ❤️🌴🌈
🌻Bayou Baddie.🪴@bangabee.blacksky.app · 10h ago
I say this often and may never stop but, black women are so freaking beautiful. Have yall saw yall? 🥹🥹🥹 The lips Full noses Almond Shaped eyes Always deep in hue The skin is always skin’n Even with blemishes, the sun is so attracted to you. And me too.
Jill Scott and Kelis I’d sign the NDA yesterday
🫧Mari🧿™️@chimchamri.bsky.social · 2h agoThreesomes: yea or nay?
This young femme said she was going to laugh me out of my boyshorts and had me blushing like
Whoopi Goldberg's Bright Happy Smile
ALT: Whoopi Goldberg's Bright Happy Smile
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Another dating observation that I’ve made… I tend to approach the conversation surrounding sexual health and disclosure as soon as the other person expresses sexual interest in me and why are we so uncomfortable with the topic of sexual health and screenings?!?
I had to put Empathy, Grace, and Patience in reverse alphabetical order to maintain peace.
My pops friend gave his wife of 54 years his kidney. And yeah man… love me like your kidney is worth keeping me alive. 🥹
My manager is a micromanager and it’s so unnecessary and frustrating.
“Stop manifesting commitment while entertaining consistency” - some IG tarot page
I do believe what you dealt with in your 20s, even 30s, are not things that you should be dealing with in your 40s. Especially in dating and love. I expect growth and maturity from my peers. We are literally too old for certain shit.
Never stopped lying and lynching us.
Mississippi Free Press@mississippifreepress.org · 24h agoJackson police are investigating the death of an unidentified Black woman who was found hanging in a tree behind a vacant home in Mississippi’s capital city on Monday night. www.mississippifreepress.org/black-woman-...
Strong desire ≠ desperate Real strict program over here
Hakuna Matata@misspiajay.bsky.social · 23h agoMy next partner is going to NEED a safe word. Yall girl is STARVIN 🤭😂😂
The amount of homeless kids that I just drove past was so heartbreaking. Like 12 and under. 🥹🥹🥹
My next partner is going to NEED a safe word. Yall girl is STARVIN 🤭😂😂
Hey, FYI Friends…. alllayallarefine.
..saínt@uhhsoul.bsky.social · yesterdaypost a photo you never get tired of.
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
Your inconsistency is a choice. And maybe even a character flaw… But at any rate, I no longer care to entertain whatever interest you have in me.
As someone who constantly overextends grace… I finally used the block button. And yes, I should’ve done that quite a while ago with this particular personality.
We are so unserious. 😂🤣 Not a damn clarinet! (Listening to him speak is like listening to Charlie Brown's teacher)
“You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you.” - Detective Lester Freamon of The Wire
Aaron Parnas@aaronparnas.bsky.social · yesterdayBREAKING: Bombshell report alleges the Trump Administration and CBS News have engaged in covering-up how banks and Wall Street bankrolled Epstein. United States runs out of long range missiles. Trump demands reparations. DOJ drops more reflecting pool cases. Subscribe to support my work:
The writers for Game of Thrones were wild for calling Tyrion Lannister Half Man