JFC Samsung asking me to verify if I want to turn off my phone like I'm asking to turn off my life support. Yes I want to turn off the phone chill out
Mole
@molechan.bsky.social
She/They. Allegedly 36. Mildly feral. Girl failure. All opinions are my own and not my employers'. Blocks cr//pto and AI bros on sight. Dev Account: @mole.works https://www.mole.works
Protip to online services: Constantly harassing me through email that I haven't used my new account will not get me to use it more (and give you money, which I know is what you really want). It'll just make me delete it.
LRT My latest ~~desperate cope~~ hobby is damn near unmonetizable even by myself, but I'm sure these ghouls would if they could. Everything else I've ever had? Yeah, prices are dire because of these shitheads and I hope they suffer.
Almost every hobby or passtime I've had my entire life - comic books, action figures, trading cards, personal computers, even *the movies* - has been consumed by a bunch of gambling addicts desperate for some new speculative market and we should make gambling illegal because it's their fucking turn
There's now an interactive romance jar meme and I was gonna fill it out for my yumeship and then realized the whole thing would just be overflowing lmao Just 5's across the board
I'm so fucking tired of all this incredulous coverage of the Ai slop photoshop killer. Like we haven't had open source alternatives that were improving year on year. No, we were helpless until the benevolent Ai bros came to save us.
holy shit!! artists!!! you guys!! pinlite.app someone made a pinterest facade site that just strips away all the dumb bullshit and gives you only the images this is AMAAZINNNGGGG. Not to mention the web 1.0 grey and blue link vibe lol
This is literally just my Bsky page but OK
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 4d agoScream And Shout For 240 Minutes With This Old Lady's Saggy Belly
YOU stand with your limbs tangled in knots because the universe is punishing you for your foul deeds by turning your brain into pudding. I stand with my limbs tangled in knots because the universe thought it would be funny to wire my brain in the dark with yiddish schematics. We are not the same.
Maybe this one's on me (it's definitely on me but I'm still entitled to my anger), but I feel like I've been getting 0 support navigating these medications lmao.
Who is this mysterious second adult on my account? Is it the cloth and silicone homunculus? Are we counting him?I don't think we should count him.
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d agoAmazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
>Title suggests an incredibly common sense take I agree with >Click video >"THE PROSHIPPERS ARE AT IT AGAIN" >Fucking leave because I'm too 'in my late 30's and possessed of basic media literacy' to deal with this horseshit framing
Ah. I see. Ok, I didn't realize the hubris of trying to model the face of *an apparent shapeshifter*. Good fucking god
Cue my fat ass pathetically chasing this man, an extremely fit super hero, mind you, while he casually parkours around the damn house like a five year old. This game does not last long and ends with me splayed out on the floor.
Zoey Clarke Lying Face Down
ALT: Zoey Clarke Lying Face Down
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Yume Pond 🪷@yumepond.bsky.social · 6d ago🪷彡 prompt! "tag, you're it."
I love that Turbosquid's search function is now so useless that I can throw every possible layer of filters at it to only return free models and it still mostly returns paid models. That's great. I specifically did not want that.
I didn't think it was possible for me to be LESS normal about this blorbo but it happened and I'm sorry
1st watch is for enjoyment 2nd is for archival 3rd is for collecting every angle of Spi's beautiful stupid face like a normal well adjusted freak -- *ahem* artist. Yes. That's the term artist
The blorbo gods blessed me with a perfect silicone cast 🙏 Well... as far as I know. I need to top it up a little because the alignment mechanism for the internal wire made it a little difficult to do that last bit in one pass, but all external signs point to good, which NEVER HAPPENS.
Finally casting one (1) hand on the night of The Live and somehow that feels very apropos. Spend tonight watching my blorbo dance and then wake up the next morning to hold his hambd
Cute Bear Blushes and Winks
ALT: Cute Bear Blushes and Winks
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*watching these weak new mixing cups crumple in the vacuum chamber* Mood
The highest compliment I can bestow is "Your face is so perfect I want to spend hours painstakingly recreating it in this accursed 3D program so I can better admire it at my leisure" this is why I'm single
GOD this man has such a beautiful face and having an extended bit of video where he isn't wearing that (also beautiful) smile makes me want to bring it into Blender to sculpt. It will look terrible so lower your expectations.