*at a funeral* honestly, I'm only really here for the halftime show
monster jousting??
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Weird and slightly horrific Sensory homunculus (autistic) They/them Blogs at https://monster-jousting.bearblog.dev/
name: livery 2 recovery date: 29/07/2026 size: 21,0×29,7cm number: 7 set: 1
Remember this: the protagonist of A Clockwork Orange was only 15. It's never too early to follow your dreams!
@lukegearing.bsky.social thinking adventures thought leader? More like thinking adventures thot leader.
With big movie studios looking towards the internet for the next big horror movie concept, I propose "Charlie Brown Had Hoes: the movie"
Vintage 1969 H.R. Giger “Freak Out” blacklight poster
Jesus of Nazareth had a pyramid soul. There, I said it. This statement has nothing to do with my status as a pyramid-souled individual. It's just an empirical fact. I will not be taking questions at this moment.
they're just trying to make israel look based. but they don't even smoke crack there
Mountain dew is putting out a new flavor. Mountain dew rock. "Mountain Dew™: Rock™. Would™ you lick™ a rock?™"
Rip Mitch McConnell. He taught me it was okay to be "weird."
5 tips for mental health: -Behead a big-ass worm -De-leech yourself -acquire a big fucking sword -eat a nutritious meal, like rat giblets in aspic -sacrifice a goat to Heavy Larry
I am on a quest to listen to and review every sonic youth album in chronological order. First post here: monster-jousting.bearblog.dev/every-sonic-...
Listening to every Sonic Youth album in chronological order, pt. 1
THE ITINERARY: Confusion Is Sex (1983) Bad Moon Rising (1985) Confusion Is Sex (1983) Certainly Sonic Youth in a less song-y mode. The first two trac...
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Your favorite entity's favorite entity. An entity's entity, if you will.
You know what? Fuck shapes. And colors. Fuck all that shit.
Best clam sauce ever for one: One small, flat can of clams 2 cloves of garlic Flour, in pinches Some tomato paste Beef stock White cooking wine Soy sauce Chili flakes Sugar, in pinches Olive oil
Guys what if there was a movie called MARTIAN ACTION JESUS and the tagline was "The meek shall inherit the Earth. But this is mars." Please make this movie universal studios it would make so much money
