MooseDaHimbOrc
@moosedahimborc.bsky.social
Moose (Orc) He/him/his INT: SMRT Loves: horror, video games, and kinky shit! Moose gay, ace, sub, gainer, sometimes puppy! Check pinned post for streaming schedule! https://www.twitch.tv/moosedahimborc ACAB, eat the rich, Trans rights are human rights
Still got lotta work to do, but as far as the US elections go, Moose has dis to say: WWWWWAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO! Dat is all 💜
Warhammer 40K Guitar Ork Waaagh!
ALT: Warhammer 40K Guitar Ork Waaagh!
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DID YOUS GET UP? DID YOUS WIPE DA BLOOD OFF YOU NOSE? DID YOUS KEEP CHOOSING KINDNESS? DID YOUS KEEP BELIEVING IN BETTER TOMORROW? DID YOUS WURK WURK TA MAKE IT HAPPEN? THUNK HOPE YOUS LEARN DA LESSON, DEN—BAD TIMES IS TOUGH BUT NOT TOUGHER DEN YOUS.
THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 2y agoTHUNK WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT—WE TOUGHER DEN WE THINK. OUR BODIES AND HEARTS BUILT TA TAKE HITS AND KEEP GOING. YOUS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN BEFORE, YES? BUT YOUS STILL HERE! DAT PROOF YOUS STRONGER DEN BAD TIMES! JUST REMEMBER, HOPE NOT BOUT FEELING GOOD—HOPE BOUT GETTING UP ONE MORE TIME.
Da haul from yesterday! And bonus Orc Puppy! Got a weighted ball stretcher and a new set of nipple pumps 🤤🤤🤤 few other goodies as well! twas a fun trip to da City!
Moose finally made it to da City again! Visited Mr S for some goodies including some new shades 😁
Moose brain like physics: any positive movement is then impacted by an equal or greater moment of brain stupidity and emotional damage. Wheeeeeeeeee. Love makin progress only to get shut down by stupid head meats.
Donnie from ROT TMNT
ALT: Donnie from ROT TMNT
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Finally watched Final Destination Bloodlines. So much fun! Got a lotta laughs outta Moose, the Tony Todd sign off had Moose cryin', and the deaths were so gruesome and suitably gory. Moose rate it: WAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH/10
William John Bludworth (Tony Todd) Wishes Good Luck
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Moose been considering maybe talking more kink and sharing some pics on here 🤔 Prolly not like full nude kinda things, but like, Moose wanna share experiences with y'all. Moose thinkin' bout it 🤔
Orc Orctober Celebration
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Moose have birfday today! And actually not feelin terrible about it! Maybe 41 is finally time to break out of this hermit/hiding out Moose been doing for years lol
TMNT Characters in Potato Sacks
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Interesting Locktober this year. With some encouragement, Moose has managed to fully dive back into kinky things again. Finally feel like a lost piece of me is being restored that I thought was a distant memory. MOOSE FEEL GOOD?
Moose try mustache wax for first time.... Middling results! We'll see how much I try to eat my mustache at lunch 🤣 but like, at least my lips are visible lmao
NOBUDDEE CAN UNDO WHAT YOUS LEARN. CAN WRECK DA THING YOUS MADE. CAN COST YOUS TIME. BUT CANNOT REACH INSIDE AND TAKE OUT DA PART OF YOUS DAT KNOWS HOW. PROGRESS NOT A LINE SOMEBUDDEE CAN CUT. IS SOMETHING YOUS CARRYING AROUND IN YOU BONES NOW. ANYTHING DAT CAN BE BURNT CAN BE REBUILT.
Moose not do enough Orctober stuff 😭 but, I bought a heat gun and the tusks are fittin NICE WARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
MOOSE PUT BIGGER METAL IN DA FACE! Went from a clicker to a curved barbell, 10g to 8g very easily, aiming for 6g by the end of the year 🤔 Thinking about something more orc-like (see below)
Need this as a picture book for adult story times 😂
DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive@darklordnecro.bsky.social · 4w agoThe "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok
Moose PSA: if ur in California (well even if not!), read about da propositions! Moose see eat da rich proposition in dere and Moose approve. Dere also lotta hooman nonsense in dere. Time for den-work and do some thinkin'! 📚
Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
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Moose here to solve mysteries and eat gumbo. And....WAIT WE'RE ALL OUT OF GUMBO??? www.twitch.tv/moosedahimborc
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For Locktober, Moose get back into kink exploration, especially bondage. Moose only do solo play for now, but Moose surprised how fulfilling solo kink has been. Smol kinky Moose not understand: how solo play be fun and meaningful? Moose thinky meats get it now! Moose know Moose best, right?
Not to be too horny on main, but Moose definitely needs someone to force feed him with food till he passes out from the food coma. Locktober makin' the gaining dreams return 😅🤣🫠 just wanna look like I ate a beachball. Is that so much to ask 😭
Stitch Frustrated: Oh No, Frustração!
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Don't have anything new for Orctober, but I've never posted all my Moose images. Thanks to @guavajagular.bsky.social for the emotes and art 💜
