You’re not being edgy by dunking on Southern states for our elected officials. Gerrymandering and voter suppression are real. You are, however, earning the biggest, fattest block for being an unsympathetic, bigoted dick.

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Ready for adventure. #DogSky #DogsOfBluesky

Offloading one’s creativity to GenAI is so bleak. I’d rather see a menu with pics from an iPhone than slop. I’d rather read a clunky poem than one churned from the theft machine. We—the creators and the audience—are worth more than this.

Every time I hear or see Ken Jennings and Mayim Bialik’s names I can’t help but think about how Levar Burton was RIGHT THERE.

“Yes, sure, I’d love to run the risk of spending time alone with a creature that can’t wash its own ass but somehow still believes that it’s inherently intellectually and biologically totally superior to me, that sounds amazing” - increasingly few straight women in 2026, and good for them

Happy #OwlAwarenessDay to this Barred owl who insists on startling me awake in the wee hours with loud barks. Love ya, buddy! 🦉

Neighbor: *points* What are those? Me: Black vultures. Her: Ew! *sees my face* Wait. Do I like them? Me: Yes! Vultures are our friends. They’re great for the ecosystem. Her: Oh, so they’re useful? Me: And great parents. Her: Okay. Vultures good. Me: Vultures good. 🪶

got some sneak peek photos of my beer can label! 🏳️‍⚧️💙🌸

The way I was so tempted to step into the ring.

The Cat Who Had a Hot Take: Polly was boring and snobby. Qwill should’ve gotten with the creative and good-hearted Mildred instead. #BookSky

Neighbor: *points* What are those? Me: Black vultures. Her: Ew! *sees my face* Wait. Do I like them? Me: Yes! Vultures are our friends. They’re great for the ecosystem. Her: Oh, so they’re useful? Me: And great parents. Her: Okay. Vultures good. Me: Vultures good. 🪶

Oh no, they gave me Diet Coke. 😭

The best part of waking up/ is Mila’s fresh Pup Cup

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Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2d ago

the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.

I love it when a new provider asks why I can’t have morphine, and I get to relate the tale of how it made me hallucinate that a Burtonesque goth Shelley DuVall was trying to kill me with a straight razor in my hospital bed.

“How can you tell this casino ad is AI?” Look. At. The. Hat. Also, maybe stay away from the online casinos using AI ads? I wouldn’t trust any place whose ads rely on bullshit scenarios.

The best part of waking up/ is Mila’s fresh Pup Cup

If you’d told me even five years ago that I’d become a coffee-and-toast person, I would’ve laughed, but here we are.

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

A good heating pad is a gift from the gods.

Once you understand that the carceral system in the United States is specifically designed to tear down Black and brown families—and provide cheap labor to corporations and the state—you take a stand against it. Or, you’re okay with it and you suck.

“The AI assistant, which Kinney Drugs named Burt, after its founder, was built by a third-party AI pharmaceutical company, Synerio. In the pharmacy’s terms, Kinney Drugs states that ‘Burt may not be accurate, complete or up-to-date and may be misleading or contain errors and omissions.’”

Vermont pharmacy AI struggles with medical accuracy - Valley News

Vermont and New York pharmacy Kinney Drugs faces criticism after implementing an AI assistant that reportedly causes prescription errors.

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Me: I should try for more sleep tonight. Also Me: *makes a giant mug of coffee at 7pm*

Double rainbow = double the gay. 🌈🌈

My mom’s best friend married a man who achieved high rank in the cult. She felt her life was in danger. She was able to escape—but not to take her sons. People who go on about how “nice” Mormons are have NO idea the evil that takes place in the upper echelons. Don’t fall for their shit!

anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying@fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 5d ago

it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you

Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks

I once watched a man dump half a shaker of grated Parmesan on one slice of pizza, and it’s haunted me ever since.

Verdict on Nutella peanut: divine! The smell, flavor, and aftertaste are all roasted peanut forward. It’s less sweet than OG Nutella. I prefer this. Note: it is not peanut butter mixed with Nutella; it is roasted peanuts. 🥜

No, but why’s it all so TACKY? Like there’s no way I could be in this room and not giggle.

Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 7d ago

Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized