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🍄🍰💊 RPG enemy girl online, 20+ i just post watever, awesome fetish content ahead open to dms and making new friends ^_^

was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane

im really into flash games lately i really like papas bakeria ^.^ i tried papas hot dogeria and got stressed out and overwhelmed but bakeria is just fun and making pies all day

tip of the day: you can make up your own pocket monsters cards and little pet toys with paper and cardboard. this is better for the spirit than spending 5 thousand dollars on auction sites

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oh my god the vintage tamagotchi shockwave games.... ive overlooked them before but no these are like whole cute video games!! they are designed!! the one based around the ocean is Crazy and Really hard and it feels fitting