Update: Cookie Monster ate the “Chicago Diet” for one day and died #RIPCookieMonster
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 18h agoCookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Andrew Granola
@mourningcake.bsky.social
Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Travel. Public transportation. Trains.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 18h ago
They should end every episode with both hosts blowing their assholes out in the ER due to cutting the ‘woke’ parts of the FDA
Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · 6d agoRFK Jr: After you’ve braised the dog assholes in chlorine for a few minutes you jump up and down on them to make them tender Tristan Tate: I hate women www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
I saw Mulholland Drive for the first time today and audibly laughed when i found out what role Billy Ray Cyrus plays
Not great that they’re doing Avengers: Doomsday reshoots this late
Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · last wk.Not 5 minutes ago I was filming from another bed in my underwear. I need to branch out.
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
I’m The Thing and I’m made of bricks, I became an Avenger to meet Black chicks *passes mic to Wakandan contingency, shrugging shoulders*
In addition to my many granola ventures, I’m also launching a series of steak houses
Timeline cleanse if you had to look at all the Dodgers players at the White House
Olive Garden's owners say that you do not have to show ID to get pasta at an Olive Garden. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests says that you do. For busy restaurant-goers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
I would rather watch 15min of Shakira doing her taxes than that halftime show
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 2w agoeverybody else was a pregame show for Shakira
There should be a broadcast that just has the camera on Shakira and will cut to soccer if something interesting happens
Caitlin Clark put up the WNBA's first 40-point and 10-assist game EVER on Friday vs. the Storm 🔥 ◽️ 45 points (Fever franchise record) ◽️ 11/18 FG ◽️ 6/10 3PT ◽️ 10 AST ◽️ 4 STL
I’m curious what would make someone post something so hurtful. What if my son Clovian saw this?
Andrew Granola@mourningcake.bsky.social · 3w agoWorth the wait to get into a 70mm showing btw
Worth the wait to get into a 70mm showing btw
Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · 3w agoMy fave Nolan bits/bobs in no order: •Opening sequence w/ plane in Dark Night Rises •Bowie as Tesla in The Prestige •Matt Damon in Interstellar •How much money he got a studio to put into a movie as insane as Tenet •Everything about Dunkirk Can’t wait to see The Odyssey in 70MM this weekend.
Time for Des Moines to build 5 million housing units and claim it’s rightful spot as capital of the Midwest
