I just heard Worf say "Stand aside I take large steps" and I'm screaming inside.
Introduce yourself with 4 mechs (saw this and thought why not. This is just from thinking about it only for a few minutes.)
Cheating at Solitaire just activated me like a fucking Manchurian candidate
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
What if we did…. The Four Toriels of the Apocalypse?
Me at work right now, listening to feedback that the executive summary I wrote isn’t sufficiently detailed to guide junior staff through the full DevOps process.
Fictional gods: “God of Trees, Forests, Growth, Life, and Nature” Actual gods: “God of Hunting, Justice, Demon Wrestling, and Flood Control Measures” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlang_...
Erlang Shen - Wikipedia
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I finally got to say “Hello Joe.” at work but there are few people on this planet that will get the reference. <Insert standing in corner at party meme here>
I just learned that Node.js isn't supported on Windows and I'm kind of stunned.
"Do you find it risible when I say the name... Biggus.... Dickus?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS...
Biggus Dickus - Monthy Python, Life of Brian Best Scenes
YouTube video by Basil Fawlty
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"What's your all-time favourite line in a movie?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBEz...
My friend just described EVE Online as an Extraction Shooter and honestly I cannot argue against it.
Commission for anon. Featuring @kitanayorino.bsky.social big vixen c:
"seriously? how bad could it be?" - me, a fool
lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal
Does this make you smile? fcntl(fd, F_SETFL, O_NONBLOCK); It makes me smile.
@misterfoldy.bsky.social I was researching old games I used to play and one of them led me to you. You might appreciate these maps I saved a long time ago. I doubt there are many people out there who would recognize them.
A little early comic for Valentiny's day, because I like @mousehold.bsky.social doing mean things to me~ (but mostly I love spending time with him) Commissioned from @harishimasan.bsky.social on Skeb. #SizeSky #Macro/Micro #Giant/Tiny
Fellas, it is Valentiny's Day. Here's @mousehold.bsky.social holding my hand. Or holding me with his hand. Or letting me hold his hand. Or letting me hold him with my hand. Doesn't make much of a difference. Commissioned from @pawphox.bsky.social! #SizeSky #Macro/Micro #Giant/Tiny
The purpose of the kitchen is so that you can go into it and forget why.
New rule: if I ask “A or B?” and you answer “yes” it means A and if you answer “no“ it means B.
Just a reminder that Battletech already has 8’ tall women in power armor who know they’re better than you.
This is the most pornographic 4 seconds I've ever seen in my life.