Turns out not everything is improved by a "sourdough" version. Sorry, Thomas' english muffins!

The president who went 300 days with no press secretary and no briefings will probably not give a shit if the media refuses to cover his goings on. This is a win for that kind of White House.

It's fine for New Yorkers to be upset about something as arbitrary or trivial as "transplants" because every corner of this country LOVES bitching about New York transplants that move to their city. A two-way street of nonsense about an all-purpose boogeyman used to rationalize our aging lifestyles.

I was in 8th grade and my parents were going to Wildwood for the Fireman’s Convention. I convinced them to let me spend the weekend at my sister’s NYC apartment where I made her take me to see Singles on opening weekend. It felt very important.

Trëy@quiksnowboard7.bsky.social · 6d ago

#MovieHistory On this day in 1992, Cameron Crowe’s Singles was released. Crowe filmed Seattle before the rest of the world really knew what was happening there. By the time the movie finally opened, Nirvana, Pearl Jam & Soundgarden had exploded & Seattle had become the center of the rock universe.

"I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open."

Ultimate Man thinks you're talking to his guy all wrong.

Mike Noble@mikenoble.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.

It brings me no joy that an artist has died and my broken mind can only think about the tragic irony of their biggest hit song title.

[angry person who thinks they were raised by Drew Brees] "My mother was a Saint!"

finally evidence to support my suspicion that if my parents had gotten me a donkey id have been somebody

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 7d ago

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Midterms, or The 48 Days Of Sodom

Jamie Dupree@jamiedupree.bsky.social · last wk.

House GOP leaders cancel votes on Thursday - sending lawmakers home later today until after the elections. That means the House can avoid a vote on the Hegseth impeachment plan from Rep. Thomas Massie R-KY.

Human nature is rough, huh? We pretend we've evolved past primal urges but what if we just found different or "better" ways to hide them? Maybe humanity has a drive that draws us toward madmen? [buckles helmet, grabs bat wrapped with barbed wire] Anyway, I'm off to the store. Need anything?

The local price of gas went up 20 cents between sunrise and sunset yesterday. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Hey guys make sure to follow potato chips on instagram

Had no idea Chappell Roan went back in time and starred in KRULL. Good for her.

As you get older, it is important to take care of your body. You aren't the same person you were at 30. That's why I've started mixing metamucil into my pepto bismol.

The Jackpot will be moist

Andrew Dessler@andrewdessler.com · last wk.

On The Climate Brink: The Atmosphere Just Set a Water Vapor Record. Aug. 2026 probably had more water vapor in the atmosphere than any month in the last few thousand years, if not a 100,000 years. www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-atmosp...

I saw several news items and videos on tiktok this weekend that sent me down a mental hallway where, for at least 10 whole seconds, I had the world and the conspirators destroying it all figured out. The gist: AI used as a boogeyman to distract from accelerated climate change/resource extraction.

I have never seen a cloud this large do an “excuuuuuuse me” over another cloud this large.

Hungry: Portrait Of A Serial Griller

Twice now I have been publicly recognized (wrongly) as a local meteorologist. I wish!

Not on my bingo card for 2026: finding out that Bin Laden's entire 9/11 plan was based on a reading of our national character that was, if anything, too generous.

Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social · 2w ago

This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Hot dogs or legs? Puppies or fried chicken? Bagels or kittens? These aren't memes people, they are warnings! I ate three kittens that were left in the office kitchen!

Let me at it!

Slimer's Nom Nom Eating Spree

Alt: Slimer's Nom Nom Eating Spree

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Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 2w ago

The CDC has declared the cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over. Nearly 13,000 cases in 21 states have been linked to Taylor Farms lettuce. 570 people have been hospitalized and two have died.

Indigestion! from the Prozac

Same girl, same. I remember several of us pulling a drunken regular off of the Persian friend of our bar's owner just because of his skin color, accent and generalized American hatred of an entire region of the globe. But we did it TOGETHER.

Senator Elissa Slotkin@slotkin.senate.gov · 2w ago

But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.

👀 Only demo propping up this teetering Jenga tower — rich folk$: "Compared w/Aug 2025, sales of homes priced betw $100K & $250K were down 10%. Sales of homes priced above $1M were 3.9% higher. 👉 The million-dollar-plus range was the only price range that saw increased sales." 🧾 t2m.co/weM2bdcL

Home sales fall in August despite the highest supply in over a decade

Home sales slowed again despite the highest supply of homes for sale in over a decade. Prices, however, continue to rise.

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I urge you to splurge on the dramaturgical dirge about the age of metallurgy. It's an argy bargy surge of words, a liturgy of despondency by a total G from Battersea named Bhatterjee. Oop it's sold out, nvm.