kellyyy 💬

@mpregzombie.bsky.social

she/her 🥀 25+ 🥀 amateur writer 🥀 amateur designer 🥀 amateur musician 🥀 gay & irresponsible 🥀 ORG enthusiast 🥀 unfortunately a lot of south park 🥀 please no under 18, thanks!

The thing is that Kyle wants to be a degraded slut sooooo bad but he thinks he’s so above it all “Bebe I swear if I didn’t have a promising future I’d start an OF just like you” Like

real talk: i actually really like all three options the main reason i go for taller kyle is that i'm terminally brainrotted by post covid 😩 AND ig i do tend to prefer "tall athletic baddie" kyle in terms of characterization and that's usually more of a pine thing #kyman #southpark

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All I wanted for Christmas was for my team to not get destroyed by Dallas and I didn't even get it. I wasn't even being greedy. Didn't even ask for a win. Just a loss that wasn't brutal. And I didn't get it. I've lost my faith in Santa I think

hahaha I was gonna do the ao3 wrapped meme and then realized I only posted 3 fics this year! granted, it was about 50k words total, but still. that was it! also in typical fashion, most answers would be like "idk" or "it depends." so... nah, no one wants to read that not even me

Also, I have such a strong craving for the most toxic and questionable food in the world, but ig as long I'm forced to go out into the world today, I can stop by the gas station and get those horrible nachos with the meat sauce, radioactive cheese, and pickled jalapenos. Hmmm