Feeling a huge disturbance in the force as millions of UK dads sigh in disappointment. #CelebrityTraitors
Chris Thompson
@mrchrist.bsky.social
“His best since Scary Monsters” “The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
Joanne going to get through to the end because she’s useless. #CelebrityTraitors
Jerry being clueless must’ve been helpful coping with her last marriage. #celebritytraitors
Zelensky: "When our strikes reached Yandex’s data centers, it suddenly became a little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. A lot of people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, and fewer provocations... It’s pretty clear where those bots were coming from."
Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.
Trump won't stop starting wars until he is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump: "There's never been anybody in the history of the Nobel Prize that deserves it more. I settled eight wars. I stopped the total obliteration of the world."
Go girl, give us nothing. Listening to Kemi Bedenoch’s speech.
Nigel’s not going to like this. She’ll probably get summoned for a reprimand over champagne and oysters.
Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · last wk.Sarah Pochin raised "concerns" in parliament about the impact of second homes on rural communities. Two days later she purchased an £800,000 second home on Anglesey. Remarkable stuff. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
It’s another busy day in the “Was always warm and charming with me” community.
Still enjoying the meltdowns on the hellsite. Remember the Beatles? You wouldn’t without our plodding nursery rhymes, you fools!
Just learning about the US President suggesting Iran can destroy Los Angeles or San Diego and then moving on, because like a mad Roman emperor nothing he says means anything.
You hear of people getting tickets year after year on here and the old hellsite. I guess some people must just be really technically proficient 🤷
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2w agoGlastonbury Festival 2027 tickets sell out in 42 minutes
At least Amol has some extra time to work on his understanding of the concept of humility #celebritytraitors
Power went off briefly and my first thought was how was I going to watch #celebritytraitors?
I'm contractually obliged to point out that it begins with a discussion of the Bayeux Tapestry.
Marc Morris@marcmorris.bsky.social · 2w agoYou can currently download my Norman Conquest book for 99p. www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
One of the Gallaghers has finally become an extraordinary writer.
I reckon they’ll show next season’s Leicester City v Manchester City League 2 fixture on the telly.
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
But can Manchester City do it on a wet Tuesday night waiting in the queue for HMRC?
Ground control to *Captain* Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Spong@besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat at horrible day to have eyes.
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
Once you attain the highest level of Scientology you achieve a transformation from Tom Cruise to Sandi Toksvig.
We saw you from across the bar and thought you’d like to come to our friend’s island
He’ll be kicking himself if anyone filmed it.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3w agoDaniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel