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Dave Hill

@mrdavehill.bsky.social

Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com

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Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Imagine you walk into a bar at nine o'clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel is sitting there playing the piano. Then, when you ask him to sing a song, he, like, gets all annoyed.

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 5mo ago

If I have a dying message to Americans it’s that you can speak into a cell phone at a normal volume, as if the person you’re speaking with has their head on your shoulder, and they will hear every word just great. No nred to yell like you’re in a WWII movie.

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 6mo ago

When I was in college, we were taking a year-end final when the teacher offered extra credit to anyone with a copy of “Mechanical Resonance” by Tesla he could borrow. I have thought about this at least once a year ever since.

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 7mo ago

As head of Anteefah (had to change the spelling to throw off ICE and a couple people I went to high school with), I wanted to remind everyone that boneless chicken wings are 2-for-1 at all of our secret headquarters this weekend. Swing on by and tell ‘em Dave sent ya!

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I once went to a Christmas party at my brother’s house and there was a guy there who showed up with his own mini-cooler of beer and stood drinking it with the cooler at his feet. He later left his wife to date his cousin. I’m convinced he is now an ICE agent.

Dave Hill@mrdavehill.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.