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@mre-wende.bsky.social

he/him cowriter and voice of Biff on 3D Mainichi Modern pfp by carmenfflv

(joe rogan 2014) Dr. Tim Goofly: Actually Joe, we've found a species of mushroom that can communicate with other fungi several miles away. It's a sort of neural network. (joe rogan 2026) Buck Bennet, CEO .50 Cal Coffee LLC: I wouldn't let a guatemalan onto my property.

ashley: leon, the umbrella corporation has released their Woke Mind Virus!! my father needs you to save america!! leon: damn, it'll have to wait until i find a cure for my *Broke* Mind Virus

got wrecked at the mtg draft, almost cried in front of my 18 year-old opponent that I didn't is the true victory but still I think he saw the beginnings of tears in my eyes and heard their manifestation in my voice I would hate for my sorrow to drip into his heart

The toilet in our bathroom faces away from the door and it makes me feel like the Dark Souls starting area enemy that's there to teach you about backstabs