Mr Fanta Pants
@mrfantapants.bsky.social
Not totally useless, but not far off. Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
You're not a public figure, you're just a slut with an Instagram account and a 5 year old iPhone.
No weekend is complete without a trip to Hammerbarn.
Guzman hash browns are superior to the ones from Macca's. There will be no further discussion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
If God almighty is so wise and all knowing, why didn't the stupid cunt give humans no wipe arseholes like dogs have?
Painting your boyfriend's planter box is a great way to spend your Saturday afternoon.
Surely there's got to be something I can install on my phone to never see Pauline Hanson or Dave Hughes ever again.
If God almighty is so wise and all knowing, why didn't the stupid cunt give humans no wipe arseholes like dogs have?
I die a little more inside whenever my Uber is a Toyota.
I would rather shit myself to death than ever have to drink almond milk or oat milk or any of those other "milks".
Fucking Bible bashers have set up at the top of the stairs down to the dog walking beach. People come here to relax and walk their dogs in peace, not to be harassed. Fuck off, you fucking cunts.
Surely there's got to be something I can install on my phone to never see Pauline Hanson or Dave Hughes ever again.
I've awoken from my nap and now it's time for an espresso martini.
Don’t be a census vandal. Answer truthfully. P.S. More Australians report no religion on the census than any other single religion. #Census2026au
Louis ate my diamond earrings and so far I've found one in his shit. What's the best way to clean them?
