there is some fucking shit in the air

donk donk donk

i had a dream that i was a monkey

i’m creating various options and outcomes with the paths i choose to take throughout my life

2026 and there’s still no access to portal transportation

nice sack, lemme guess.. hacky?

i’m lah-ing to a different dee-dah

traveling through mirrors

i’m trying to narrow down my options

focusing on things

i’m trapped inside a trap

Does anyone want to get into options trading without really understanding what it is with me

i’m “making the best of a shitty situation” if you will

i am confusing my enemies with various tactics

the orb of confusion!

me on a friday night making weaponry to trade

i’m forking it up

styling my hair like my ancestors

keeping the demons at bay for a while

large items are in my satchel

it is patriotic to smoke weed today.

killing somebody out of pure boredom

i’m 9” tall

drinking a god damn rejuvenation potion

where did snakeroot go

turning a profit on various goods

i’m making mints meat

sorry i didnt respond to your text i was smithing a sword on my new anvil

forging myself in the furnace of life