Just a couple of the stickers I’ll have at Defcon this year.

Go see my frens if you are at BSidesLV!!

Veilid 🅅@veilid.com · 2d ago

Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV! Veilid bringing the PLUR this year! Privacy Liberty United Revolution Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!

Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV! Veilid bringing the PLUR this year! Privacy Liberty United Revolution Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!

Stuff is happening

Ok who will I see at @defcon.bsky.social … please show yourselves!

Be me: > have transgender friends > fight for trans rights > fight for trans kids > fight for LGBTQ rights > have “🏳️‍⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights” in bio > post on Bsky about work people being dumb AF > get blocked by trans rights account

ALT:

static.klipy.com

Apparently it’s one of those workdays where I have to do the thinking for literally everyone. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Dance-walked -blasting house- on my under desk treadmill for 4 miles for the first couple hours of my morning… #hackerfit #hackinghealth

If I make room for you in my life, it’s because you’ve earned it.

Talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words. Action only costs you effort. Stop talking. Start acting.

Oh NOW Instagram is flooding me with ads for these boxers😂😭 MF I don’t need the ads now.

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34@mrjhnsn.com · 3mo ago

I dunno how it took me till now to find out about boxer briefs with a ball hammock. The most comfortable underwear I have ever worn hands-down. Fuck you guys for gatekeeping this hidden knowledge.

I dunno how it took me till now to find out about boxer briefs with a ball hammock. The most comfortable underwear I have ever worn hands-down. Fuck you guys for gatekeeping this hidden knowledge.

🤣🤣 girl we all feel you on this one.

1.3.3.7

Be me: > get DLP alert for exfil to personal email > see hundreds of emails being forwarded > let compliance officer know I’m investigating > discover its just a dad forwarding 2y of his sweet dadly emails to his missionary son > tear up > share screencap with compliance and close alert with a smile

Men who get offended by glitter don’t deserve women.

Normalize mailing homemade art to your friends as a surprise to brighten their day.

Could people stop annoying me today please? I do not have enough weed for this bullshit.

Happy 415 Day to those homies in the SF Bay. 415 for life!

Haha been waiting for this. Love making my CEO shit his pants a little.

InfoSec@infosec.skyfleet.blue · 4mo ago

Adobe Rushes Patches for Critical ColdFusion RCE and Security Bypasses

Adobe Rushes Patches for Critical ColdFusion RCE and Security Bypasses

Adobe Rushes Patches for Critical ColdFusion RCE and Security Bypasses

Adobe patches critical RCE and security bypass flaws in ColdFusion 2023 & 2025. Protect your enterprise servers from takeover—update to the latest version now.

securityonline.info

Best part about WFH in IT… My DNS always works, and I can work naked if I want.

Hack the planet

I will say one way AI makes my life easier… when people ask for my help, they’ve done all the initial legwork with AI assisted search so I get a much better idea of what the problem is from the start.

The remodeled @castrotheatre.bsky.social is an awesome venue.

Vendor email 1: “I installed a new version with better logging…” <3 hours later> Vendor email 2: “its working now, did anything change on your end?” Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️yes genius you installed working software.

I don’t generally post links from the dipshit owned website, but y’all need to fucking see this… This absolutely slaps. x.com/alifarhat79/...

Cat Three says: “Real hackers listen to UwU_Underground”

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

BRB texting this to all my trans friends asking them to bring some of the stash by.