My divorce will be final Friday and I’m sad and excited at the same time.
Some people can only make one kind of person no matter how many kids they have. Like I got a bunch of kids and a couple look like twins, some are twins. They look alike. Like siblings. I got a cousin with as many kids as me and he only make Andres.
When you’re handsome women randomly tell you about other handsome men they would fuck as a way to show they cool
I'm Black but I'm also from Indiana, so some of my opinions can be very controversial. For instance this may shock some of you but...Travis Tritt's version of "Take it easy" is superior to The Eagles original version in every way. Rip to Glenn Frey.
I don’t wanna sound like an old man, but when did they stop shredding the chicken in quesadillas?
If you have a sweet voice and a nasty spirit I find you especially disgusting.
The Devil will surely call him home before then.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2y agoHere we go …
Burger King think they slick shrinking everything and shit they done gave me a whopper the third
Kings are needed in times of peace. Priests are needed in times of war. But warriors are always needed. To fight the wars and remind them of the tragedy of war when it’s peaceful.
"Indiana kinda cool sometimes. Some Amish hoopers pulled up to an inner city park yesterday and gave them that work" (old post by @mrmarcus260.bsky.social on the bad place)
Sports Conspiracy Theory #2 Victor W ain’t really from France he’s 32 y/o Vick Wamby from Norfolk VA who pumped himself full of HGH after loosing his job at the Amazon warehouse
Sports Conspiracy Theory #1 Kawai Leonard loves the lakers so much he decided to be a secret plant to make sure the Clippers never win a championship
I wish I could bring Pun back… And make him pay for giving us Fat Joe.
Do you think this is the case only for coffee? Do you think you’ve never eaten a bug?
日向ひなた@soimlikeword.bsky.social · 2y agoWait so ground coffee is allowed to have ground up roaches and insects in it in the US? 4-6% of the coffee can be dead roaches?!?! Why do yall drink that shit again?
As a parent Some of your stances on things change gradually over time but sometimes it changes instantly. For example I have believed a 13 y/o should own a BB gun from the day I turned 13 till 10 minutes ago when my 13 y/o asked for a BB gun...
If I was white I would hate the show undercover boss cause I they dress up them billionaires how they see poor people. They always give them a horrible dye job or a gross gotee. That shit would be insulting as fuck.
I just need the timeline to see my straight husband:
@mrmarcus260.bsky.social · 2y agoTough times, but at least I’m still very good looking.
I am. Let’s start a colony. A harm free one if possible.
reverend mutha.@griotdamone.blacksky.app · 2y agoMy mom is sending me videos about "Living in Bali vs. America." Ma'am, I AM NOT moving to Bali. Lmfaooo.
Somebody exposed a lot of DL dudes in my city and I was kinda mad I didn’t make the list. I’ve never done anything with a man but I go sing karaoke at the gay bar every week. That should count for something.