Richard Beach

@mrseaside.bsky.social

Short, Nerd, Jew, AFOL, Centrist Dad. Antisemites and judeofascists equally unwelcome. Author of "Ten Lies My Family Told me”. Occasional Gaming Project Director.

I can't help wondering why our Historic British Way Of Life is OK to ditch if it keeps the fossil fuel lobby happy, but must be defended to the hilt when the (imagined) threat to it comes from non-white people?

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"Unfortunately for Farage it is just not possible to make out that it’s your opponent who’s the mainstream politician when you’re wearing a suit and he’s wearing a bin."

And so, welcome, to what we may soon have to describe as the first Clacton by-election of 2026. In the turquoise corner, a man so affronted by intrusive questions about his finances that he’s set himself up for weeks on end of literally nothing else. In the red corner… well, no one, actually: every other corner to which one might attach a colour seems to be strangely deserted. Other candidates that are running include a couple of oddballs so far to the right they make Farage look like LibDem; the more embarrassing Corbyn brother; ITV4’s Laurence Fox; and a man dressed as a fox who may, in fact, have the better acting career these days.

The most serious challenger to Farage, and my god I enjoyed writing that description, is that perennial novelty candidate, ruler of the Recyclons, Count Binface of Sigma IX – or, if you prefer the name currently being used in print across the Channel, Comte Tête-de-Poubelle. So desperate are Farage’s outriders to find a way of turning “not losing to a bin” into a popular mandate they they’re desperately trying to spread the shocking news that Binface is not, in fact, an intergalactic space warrior at all: he’s actually an Oxford-educated comic who also does documentaries about Athenian democracy for BBC Radio 4. In its way this point is quite correct – the people most likely to find employment mocking the British establishment do tend to come from inside it; that’s also how I got here. But unfortunately for Farage it is just not possible to make out that it’s your opponent who’s the mainstream politician when you’re wearing a suit and he’s wearing a bin.