Gunna be honest, not a huge fan of having to manually reset my $800 robot litter box because it’s “offline” BITCH YOURE A $800 POOPER SCOOPER, YOU BETTER WORK
Mrs. PA-C
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The skies seem bluer over here than that other place. EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
One of the most RANDOM things imma miss when we move to Canada is that people aren’t gunna understand what I mean when I say “i worked in the ER in inner city Memphis for 8 years”
NON CASEATING GRANULOMA TUNICA VAGINALIS GRAM NEGATIVE BACILLI
My almost 2yo is in some sort of sleep regression and I am ✨not a fan✨ I need someone to study the AGGRESSIVE cortisol dump that Happens to moms when one of their little kids unexpectedly wakes up crying overnight Bc it puts my brain into full blown PANIC mode for longer than I care to admit
Hey remember that time we were stapling our n95s back together and being told to wear trash bags as PPE? But surrrrree covid was way overblown 😑😑😑
The level of planning that goes into an international move just TICKLES the Type A planner part of my brain
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
Today is my last day of my study break. I’ve slept 9-10 hours a night. Eaten my body weight daily. Exercised. Hell month starts tomorrow and I am NOT READY 😭😭😭 T minus 29 days until my board recert 🫡🫡
He just sent me and the kids upstairs what snacks and drinks so he could deep clean downstairs because “the house has descended into chaos” 🤣🤣
Mrs. PA-C@mrspac.medsky.social · 4d agoMade it 6 days unmedicated before husband asked when I was restarting my meds 🤣🤣🤣😀😀😀
Does anyone in #Nanaimo know how much it would cost to charter a seaplane from Nanaimo harbour to Holberg, and then back again? Like, roughly.
Made it 6 days unmedicated before husband asked when I was restarting my meds 🤣🤣🤣😀😀😀
My dog, who I will be spending 8k on for us to fly a semi private doggie airline for our move…. ….just walked outside, ate shit (literally) and then VOMITED UP THE EATEN SHIT ON MY FLOOR she’s on a diet and I guess this was her way of showing her extreme displeasure 😭😭😭😭
RANDOM milestone- 4yo being able to put her own hair in a pony tail???? Fuck yesssss
Took a week long medication vacation so that my meds would work really well in August bc that’s when my board exam is And lemme tell ya….. STRUGGLE. BUS.
How much are people gunna judge me if I fly myself and my 2 young children in first class when we make our international move lmfao
Just an appreciation post for this guy. The COVID pandemic would have been far worse without Dr. Fauci's decades of experience as guidance through it. Had he been working under an adult president and not the child that presided over 2020, he would have saved even more lives without having to contend
Today is another one of those uncomfortable times where I find myself looking wistfully back at the Bush Administration.
As much as I loathe when my kids interrupt the only awake alone time I get (between 8p-11p), I just truly still cannot let them be alone when they wake up scared from a nightmare or with a tummy ache etc 😭😭
The guy that they want you to be terrified of (Mamdani) is making sure kids in NYC are fed all summer and people have access to cheaper groceries, all while they take food away from kids getting SNAP. Just sayin, feeding kids should make you the good guy.
I have no explanation for my kids’ love of salmon and brocolli but you better believe I’m serving that shit THRICE weekly until they refuse it 🤣
Women- what company do you recommend for a capsule wardrobe? I’m looking to totally restart my wardrobe when we move I want HIGH QUALITY pieces and I’m willing to pay a decent amount if the clothes are actually gunna survive 5 years of heavy usage
Making my 2 year old as cute as possible so that when she tantrums at the dentist they’ll be like “awww she’s so cute!” Instead of saying “oh she’s feral”
We actually had the 16th highest mortality rate in the world and it largely resulted from the ignorant asshats who were *resisting* the common sense protection measures Fauci was promoting like masking and distancing. What a colossal asshole.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.RFK Jr: "Because of Dr Fauci's leadership and other reasons, we had the highest mortality rate from covid of any country in the world" #OtherReasons 🙃
Yesterday my kids had salmon, brown rice and brocolli Tonight they had hotdogs (cut up OBVIOUSLY) and Cheetos
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Yall how tf are y’all getting titanium rings off of swollen fingers Done Ice, floss, tourniquet, ring cutter, wire cutters, even called the damn fire department
As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
