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Jingle Bellend@mrweir.bsky.social · last wk.

Why did none of you tell me they were oranges? 🤦🏻‍♂️🍊🤦🏻‍♂️🍊🤦🏻‍♂️

And to think, we made a diversion to stop and buy limes on the way here. 🤦🏻‍♂️🍋‍🟩🤦🏻‍♂️🍋‍🟩🤦🏻‍♂️

My favourite part of the Brentford Spurs game today was when they cut from an aerial view of the stadium to Robert De Spursy having an existential crisis as it dawns on him that he is in fact the manager of Spurs. #BRETOT

Am I petty enough to send this to all my Man Utd supporting mates? Yes. #HULMUN

Lionel Richie on the phone asking 'HULLooo? Is it points you're looking for?'

And to think, we made a diversion to stop and buy limes on the way here. 🤦🏻‍♂️🍋‍🟩🤦🏻‍♂️🍋‍🟩🤦🏻‍♂️

Evening stroll through Viseu, with added Gruff Rhys.

Sorry pal you can't be bringing your baby with a bowling ball in here at this time of night.

Jesus refusing to let someone into a bar.

Holiday has gone very 1970s. And I like it.

A swimming pool at sunset with lawn and trees in the background.

Adios Salamanca. Vamos! 🇪🇸🛣️🇵🇹

View of the Cathedral from out hotel room.

Plaza Mayor square, Salamanca. A plaque with the city name in the foreground and a grand building at one side of the square in the background with arches leading into the square.

Years from now, history students will be struggling to figure out where things went so badly wrong and then they'll see an archive video of either Tice, Farage or Trump. They'll click their fingers and go "Got it!".

Twat Richard Rice saying people should "stop fighting climate and enjoy the heat."

Go on then.

Vermouth and a Sangria, Plaza Mayor, Salamanca.

Salamanca Spam

Salamanca is lively.

I will never be able to compete with the coolness of her Sunn O))) cap.

Herself in her beloved Sunn O))) cap that reads 'ever breathe a frequency?'.

Ávila spam

A panoramic view of the walled city of Ávila, North West Spain.

A sangria and a red wine with the town square in the background, early evening.

Sunset outside the city wall, there are four turrets.

As of yet, undrunk

Cans of Jack and Coke, Hello Kitty Strawberry, SOS Hangover drink and an 8.6 Blonde bastard

I really hope everyone who gleefully platformed that unfuckable, racist worm Nathan Cofnas last week gets an incurable ass disorder.

When I saw it, dear reader....

A replica sword from the movie Highlander with the name 'MacLeod' on the hilt. Spotted in a shop in Ávila.

Gingerbread Nun, anyone?

Iain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social · 3w ago

Wood Pigeon enjoying the eclipse in Porto yesterday.

A wood pigeon, sat in a berry plant, enjoying the eclipse. In Portugal.

Just listening to #TheArchers from 1986 as my @thecidershedpod.bsky.social homework. In August 1986 rumours were rife that a dodgy cult was buying Ambridge Hall. If only the villagers had known that they were getting sheep murderers instead, they might have done more to attract the cult.

Also, should I bring the washing in?

__________@jenbren.bsky.social · 3w ago

Contestant : READY

So Bonnie Tyler dies last month and there's an eclipse today arranged no doubt by the Illuminati and paedo rings?

Matt Le Tissier pondering another conspiracy

Trubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'll get my eclipse glasses tomorrow when they're in the sales.

Double Down News@doubledown.news · 3w ago

Sangita Myska has finally given an interview about her sacking from LBC and the details of her NDA are quite shocking.

I Questioned Israel: 48 Hours Later I Was Sacked