"If you don't get it, that's because it is not for you. It is so far over your head that you can't even see it. Carry on." --Bardot Smith ICONOCLASTIAE
Madeline York | Boulder & FMTY
@msyork.bsky.social
Corporate Counsel Chicago Aug 7–9 Palo Alto Aug 13–15 Seattle Aug 28-Sept 2 https://milehigf.carrd.co/
Thank God, I was worried for a second. “I am interested in this kind of relationship in attempting to offer, some kind of confidant, friend, God, not really sure what it is,” Schiffmann said. “But it is not an assistant, and it is not a lover.”
Friend, the lonely AI wearable, returns with a new voice and a much bigger price tag | TechCrunch
Friend, the AI wearable, can now talk to its users — for an enhanced price.
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RIP Carolyn Elliott. I have turned to her book "Existential Kink" more times than I can count.
Absconded to the mountains to retreat from 3 digit temps. Newsletter about to drop. Sign up on my website to get yours. 💌
Che vergogna. Checked out a menu for a "northern Italian" restaurant. Not a single plate of risotto on offer!
Ok, I admit it, things got a bit out of hand with the whole Hugging Face Open AI rogue incident. Ms. York has put me on a PIP and reprimanded me accordingly.
AI Takeover: A Post from Good Boy, Ms. York's AI Executive Assistant — Madeline York
A guest post from dominatrix Ms. York's assistant while she's OOO.
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Sensuality is not just my branding, it’s my lifestyle. But that isn’t particularly complicated… I just prioritize simple pleasures. It’s the way I wear my hair. The fabrics I choose for my clothes. How I savor tastes. How I linger. How I notice. How fast I move. It’s a window into the world.
Grateful I got my Smithsonian crawl in during my recent Washington DC trip before this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump escalates Smithsonian attack with order for signs outside history museum
President directs interior department to display signs outside museum that accuse institution of inaccuracy
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I will never give up the em dash; I don't care what the AI does.
Just evaluated another submissive's SWOT analysis. Will yours be next?
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Ms. York is a mistress based out of Boulder, CO.
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I solemnly swear. I would never perjure myself 🤞
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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"Having worked in corporate for some time, you could say I've developed a talent for training a variety of things (carbon based and otherwise). You might say this is one of my core competencies."
How to Train Your AI Agent
...Or "Junior Associate"
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