anyone else offended that there's no seagull emoji

the days are numbered. as seen on a calendar.

tgih (thank god its halloween)

i got all of the nervous but none of the system

i deleted that because i already posted it before. wow i'm really running out of things to say.

i hate biting my cheek like genuinely how did it even get in the line of fire

posting amazing posts at 4k followers

i don't like that the future is unknown like can i have a few hints at least

tis the season

going soul searching does anyone need anything

taking an ibeuprofin for my emotional turmoils

I had to make this a jingle

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everything is so fear mongering let's try love mongering

they're pricing everything i want at 7 trillion dollars tomorrow

selfies on main, just for fun (small mirror edition)

there's only one way out of this? let me guess. is it through? of course.

(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday

getting mad at my significant other for something they did in a past life

the world's biggest hypocrite: "i hate hypocrisy"

i bet the first person to ever pitch the idea of pockets was made fun of. everyone was probably like "yeah ok sure we're just gonna put stuff in there?? we already have places to store things. what's the point u idiot". if i had to guess.

autumn is upon us. u can tell by my profile picture change.

saying "i'll let you take it from here" as a conversation starter

I don’t like many of the things I read on here

just got to #1 on the 38 worst bluesky posters of 2026 thank u all

changed my banner to a picture my buddy took of me back in '08. those were the days.

septem go brr

what's wrong, babe? you hardly touched your Fall In Love With Me potion

u know i'd wear a peanut butter jar if i could

The homie who’s become more like a distant memory

guys scientists are worried