Alright alright alright another sunset in the autumnal yarden! time to collect seeds and yell at rabbits for eating the meadowsweet and dogwood!!
People often forget one of the top reasons Frankenstein created his monster was because he was just a guy sick of being the big spoon
They’re making dust specks that are sentient and able to burrow underneath your skin next
I’ve called a staff meeting so we can all spend the next hour remembering the cosmic ocean together
Do you think anybody who's thrown the switch for the electric chair has ever showed up dressed like Igor with a hunchback going, "Yes, master!" and then everyone accused him of being disrespectful and he was all, "We're murdering someone."
There’s a radio frequency you can tune into during October if your vibes are spooky enough. Mainly just picks up wails and howling from beyond the veil
Had to cut out my nightly stroll cause I’m so sick of ghouls following my fluorescent slime trail back home
Joseph Mugnaini illustrations from "War of the Worlds" by H.G Wells, 1964
if you meet your soulmate you should fuse together into some kind of monstrosity with terrible powers
All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
⃤` . ⁄......⧵ ` . ⁄............⧵ ` . ⁄.......🪲.......⧵ / ⁄........................⧵ / ⁄..............................⧵ / big beetle on the great pyramid of giza
i get my lip gloss from a 14th century alchemist operating out of a mall kiosk
I think there should be a pre-Socratic philosopher, known only through fragments and allusions, whose core position was that the world is inherently and fundamentally "lumpy".
i love QR code. i wont scan them but i believe they are a living animal
i lifted up a rotting log in the woods and no one underneath it knew you
“An ear to the street is an ear infected” - The Cloistered Reporter
Third night in a row I’ve dreamt of bees. The hive is calling