We endure today and bloom tomorrow

americas never had a caste system but fortunately everyone puts on their watches to let you know

A lot of you don't understand that it can be a burden to have a BBL bubble body and look bodacious in the club. It can be incredible overwhelming if you're an introvert.

fifteen of my freidns follow the local distillery. one follows the ice cream parlor

i could probably write the canterbury tales but chaucer could never wrap his head aorund my whole deal

okay j miss john calvin

tweaking like an addict for comfort

sorry kitten daddy feels a dark night of the soul coming on

i don't respect people who patronize car washes god created one perfect car wash and it's called rain

siri moon stayus

don't worry guys love is coming for me in six to eight months

i don't really care about the ethics of it if i catch an adult watching henry potter i'm kicking their ass

I want to kill today

throwing evil looking potions out my window as a form of road rage

Being a success is Cringe

i have a really compelling marxist frame work for hating therpaists if anyone is interested

i think society is going to collapse and i really want a boyfriend before that happens

We assert our wills and the universe bends into place

guys i think it's time for me to be put down

guys i wish it was christmas time

i cannot wait for the local abandoned asylum to turn into the most haunted apartment building in america

thinking about fashion and culture

they should make a boy that likes me back. he can also have military applications if that helps fund his creation

my first dream to was to digest this food. my second dream is a tum

bro come through i want to attack you

i'm under the influence of drugs and alcohol in a way that's making me tweak out and violent

walking to a small town coffee shop and telling them if they don't make me a proper coffee i'm going to

god gave me one million hairs on my head so that i might have the pleasure of plucking them all out