It’s fair to say everything’s going a bit off-script right now….
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖
My Spanish pen pal is in an excellent Kajagoogoo tribute band. He's so good, in fact, that (wait for it) once you've seen Juan, you've seen Limahl.
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
CAT ADVISORY: With temperatures remaining uncomfortably low and #StormBert on its way it's important that you find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell your humans to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.
Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.
Apparently he’s compiling a report, it’s detailing the amount of wholly unsatisfactory walks and lack of sufficient sniffing opportunities… “it’s bloody freezing” isn’t a good enough excuse apparently!
