*kneeling down by their side and adjusting their blanket and making sure they've taken their tablets* no sweetheart James Bond has to stay basically the same, that's why people watch it
The Independent@the-independent.com · 16h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
write a short story about how this crash shifted the moon's orbit by a miniscule amount that caused a gravitational change that made Elon Musk's favourite mug fall off a shelf and smash
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 13h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
watching some YouTube creator doing a video about how we have to help Palestine and how we are responsible for saving Palestine and it's a good cause but the more I watched it I started to think he thought Palestine was the name of a rescue donkey
astronaut: houston we have a problem nasa: that's not the sort of language we use at this company astronaut: sorry, houston we have an opportunity to excel
do you think this actually happened or do you think marketing insisted they say so because OpenAI did it cyberscoop.com/anthropic-cl...
Anthropic says its AI accidentally hacked three companies during safety tests
Anthropic revealed its Claude AI models accidentally breached three real companies during safety testing after a vendor configuration error exposed live systems.
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trying to choose a freudian therapist but they're all just sex of one and half a dozen of your mother
mr potato head, I put it to you that not only is your head a potato but your entire body too, you are entirely potato sir, how do you respond
police have arrested a man for failing to update his PDF reader, he is described as mid 30s, brown hair and has no fixed adobe
Apple becomes second $5tn company as investors flee AI stocks www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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so here's my final declaration about the Odyssey, I think that, hang on my wings are smelling of fire that's not right, sun's a bit bright also
I see trees of green Skies of blue Clouds of white And I think to myself Windows XP default desktop wallpaper
before conference pears we could only talk to one pear at a time
An audio sitcom! Free on all podcast networks! Written by and starring autistic people! It's funny! It's daft! It's full of heart! It FEATURES PENN JILLETTE AND PATTON OSWALT SOMEHOW. Do search "It's A Superpower??" on your preferred podcast app and give it a listen. You are in for a TREAT.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · last wk.Five autistics walk into an autism support group - before immediately realising what a stupid fucking idea that was. And that’s before the mysterious earthquake and useless magic powers. It’s a Superpower?? Chapter One is out!! allmylinks.com/itsasuperpower
saw odyssey last night, very good, i have two reviews 1. (review) culturally it was interesting, there is definitely a western christian theology smeared on top to make it palatable for us and i accept emily wilson's point about the weakness of the central plot
done it already it was called inception
TerryLeopard@terryleopard.bsky.social · last wk.Do the old lady that swallowed a fly.
maybe your studio would be interested in adapting my poem "kick the bones"
I like to think I'm middle class but then my mum calls san pellegrino "woke fanta"
mum I'm getting beaten up by a fucking pensioner
Ian Martin@ianmartin.bsky.social · last wk.Hey, has anyone here seen the new Nolan film? Would love to get your views!
got an odysseus take so make sure you're wearing firm trousers
there was an old man from hyde park whose limericks always got dark they'd start off fine but by the last line I will fuck your carcass in hell
welcome to socialism club the first rule of socialism club is this club isn't socialist enough we should form a new club
we should retain a state church (antidisestablishmentary)
The Tay Bridge Disaster by William McGonagle www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/tay-bri...
The Tay Bridge Disaster
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay! / Alas! I am very sorry to say / That ninety lives have been taken away / On the...
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Daniel Tunnard@danieltunnard.bsky.social · last wk.Are there any other poems that have been made into films? Could Nolan have a crack at "This is just to say"?
