Hi. I'm The Head from Art Attack. I'm what you might call a "cunnilingus golem". Plop me between yr legs & let me go to town. As I'm made of unfired clay, however, any moisture will slowly erode my form, eventually reducing me to a puddle of unthinking slip. Don't worry about that, though! Have fun!

[Dilys Price voice] Norman! You've invented The Torment Nexus, Norman! You have fundamentally misunderstood the underlying message of the text, Norman!

I'm doing really well, thanks, yeah

No affiliation!!!! Please don’t sue us. @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social guest stars in this week’s It’s a Superpower??

This was even better than the first episode. My favourite bit was:"oh god, I hope I didn't hurt anyone! Oh, it was just a Tesla. Phew" but it was all good. Excited to listen to the rest of these!

The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2d ago

Which autistic crime would send you down for all eternity? It’s a Superpower?? Chapter Two - An Army of Bums is out now wherever you get podcasts!

That's what I'm looking for in a cheese

Feeling formlessly weepy and sad, so i might buy a double-breasted corduroy blazer in burgundy, as well as its matching trousers.

Anyone who claims AI is a great support tool for neurodivergent people is welcome to gargle my entire unwaxed nutsack because they just held a pillow over the face of one of my most-used ADHD support tools to replace it with the million wrong opinions with a lanyard around its neck machine.

Brainmage.itch.io@brainmage.bsky.social · 3h ago

I remember when Gemini replaced google assistant. I said "Okay google, set a timer for five minutes", and instead of setting a timer like it used to, it said "I can't do that. Would you like to hear some things I can do?" so I cannot WAIT for this change to make my phone significantly less useful.

As an ADHD-riddled sack of spiders I for one am delighted at one of my primary support tools being replaced by a resource-intensive simulation of an ADHD-riddled sack of spiders.

I remember when Gemini replaced google assistant. I said "Okay google, set a timer for five minutes", and instead of setting a timer like it used to, it said "I can't do that. Would you like to hear some things I can do?" so I cannot WAIT for this change to make my phone significantly less useful.

The Verge@theverge.com · 4h ago

It’ll be Gemini or nothing on Android from September 4th. www.theverge.com/tech/975516/...

Dudes rock

I have just sold a pdf of 100 Haunted Trinkets! Neat! If you play TTRPGs etc and would like a roll table of 'orrid things, I've got you covered! ko-fi.com/s/d181aecfe7

100 Haunted Trinkets - a roll table of horrid things! - Guy Kelly's Ko-fi Shop

A roll table of a hundred horrid things for use in TTRPGs! A list of a hundred awful horrid things you can use at the table. Want your party to be bo...

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If you read fiction and you don't like AI you're a hypocrite. If you eat monster munch and don't like asbestos you're a blacksmith. If you play videogames and don't like stubbing your toe you're a submarine captain. We can all just SAY things. It's not hard.

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 2.30pm! All the fun of a Wednesday, with none of the nasty shell or small bones. twitch.tv/brainmage

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I am in a 3 hour data analysis workshop. It is August. I should be hungover and preparing to go flyering for a show I've been working on since last November. This is fucking DISGUSTING.

Morse code is great for when you wanna chat with someone and develop carpal tunnel syndrome

I do wonder if The Media Class of this country have been on the mercury cocaine. Their brains must be as hard and crumbly as Edinburgh rock. Imagine writing that paragraph and thinking *Séamas* is the bad guy.

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 8h ago

Now, I *am* a nobody but @seamas.bsky.social is a bestseller so surely Joanna is just showing herself up here.

Because I am TERRIBLE at timing, I'm selling my boxed #Transformers Predaking mere DAYS after everyone is all knackered from #TFN! Boxed, complete (haven't even applied stickers!). Selling Due To Broke. Also, enjoy the description. I am once again Back On My Bullshit www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11734011...

I *think* this means I'm a McElroy now

MaxFunHQ@maximumfun.org · 15h ago

You don't even need to play games for this to be useful. If you just want to read a list of 100 cool things, this is perhaps the most efficient way

Brainmage.itch.io@brainmage.bsky.social · 23h ago

I have just sold a pdf of 100 Haunted Trinkets! Neat! If you play TTRPGs etc and would like a roll table of 'orrid things, I've got you covered! ko-fi.com/s/d181aecfe7

Why does my cat look like he never wipes down his equipment at the gym?

And another! Neat! I mean, look at this horrid stuff! There's so much of it!

Cat lovers of the world, unite! Help Holly’s Merry Moggies get treatment for some of their rescued critters. Or if you’re not motivated by *helping cats in distress*, do it for the sake of giving a silly name to an iconic tiny cat. You cannot say no to her big round eyes!

Holly Brockwell@hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 22h ago

Currently at 69% of our target (nice) -- we really need to book Mango & the wonky kittens in for scans & treatment ASAP. So here's our promise: if we hit the goal by the end of the week, we will keep wobbly dwarf kitten Chessie and name her Smolla Paula www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...

Have you listened to Episode 2 yet? It is WELL good! And silly! And full of jokes! Goodness it really looks like we have made something special here, so do get on board <3 Search "It's A Superpower??" on a nephew's podcast app!

The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2d ago

Which autistic crime would send you down for all eternity? It’s a Superpower?? Chapter Two - An Army of Bums is out now wherever you get podcasts!

I've been through TWO packs of screen protectors for my Switch in the last two days. 4 in each! Every single time there's been a bit of dust or some other business the _second_ I apply it. I'm fucking livid. Tried in the bathroom after running the shower. Tried after running an air purifier all day.

Why the hell is the basket man in Wicker played by Alexander Skarsgård and not Hugo Weaving?

I have just sold a pdf of 100 Haunted Trinkets! Neat! If you play TTRPGs etc and would like a roll table of 'orrid things, I've got you covered! ko-fi.com/s/d181aecfe7

100 Haunted Trinkets - a roll table of horrid things! - Guy Kelly's Ko-fi Shop

A roll table of a hundred horrid things for use in TTRPGs! A list of a hundred awful horrid things you can use at the table. Want your party to be bo...

ko-fi.com

Splatoon!

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Skid

Because I am TERRIBLE at timing, I'm selling my boxed #Transformers Predaking mere DAYS after everyone is all knackered from #TFN! Boxed, complete (haven't even applied stickers!). Selling Due To Broke. Also, enjoy the description. I am once again Back On My Bullshit www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11734011...