Jason Mutt

@mutt.dad

Seeker of adventure, wisdom, justice, and peace. I play D&D, think dogs are the best, and the beach is where I wanna be. I am most at peace when my heart is racing with a beat and sweat is pouring down my back. 35 - He/Him/Dog - 🧡🏳️‍🌈🔞🍆🏖️🍑🍹🤓🖤🎵🐶🌅🔥⚖️🌿🎃 🗡️

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. If some lady handed me a free sword I'd still take it though.

Bild

Woke up 30 minutes later than usual because I must've silenced my alarm like a fucking cartoon without waking up. Opened my eyes and saw it was 8:01 and proceeded to act even more like a cartoon by throwing myself out of bed and frantically trying to sign into my work laptop to clock in on time.