Asking the third-string weekend host on the fifth-rated Fox show how to solve the Middle East www.washingtonpost.com/nationa…
the City of Boise's increasingly aggressive campaign against the state's repeated attempt to ban pride flags flown by cities is extremely funny
rev. howard arson@theophite.bsky.social · 6d agoi have never seen a higher density of pride flags than in Boise
* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 17h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Puma took “Color Run” quite literally with what’s basically Holi: the Shoe
Was wondering when someone would take a run at the US postpaid mobile racket, absurd pricing vs. rest of world www.reuters.com/business/media…
SpaceX's mobile ambitions jolt US telecom market, analysts debate threat
SpaceX's ambition to build a full-fledged mobile service rattled investors in the U.S. wireless sector, as the company outlined plans that could eventually pit Starlink against industry leaders Verizon, AT&T and T-Mobile.
reuters.com
Best-case casting when Hollywood gets around to the Ramayana, Shahnameh, Kesar Saga, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, etc. Worst case is, like, Chalamet
“Spider-Man: Brand New Day”: Yoga Spidey doing stretches in warrior pose (Virabhadrasana II)
Why did Zeno’s pair o’ ducks cross the road?
Daniel Solis@danielsolis.bsky.social · 6d agoThere are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
Iran demanding T•••• formalize their big new income-maker (10% of GDP at 7% vig of $600B annual oil value transiting Hormuz), squeezing him as midterms loom
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 14h agolol. lmao, even.
Get a desi mayor to dissolve a Raj
ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · 14h agovery good point about Zohran's grocery idea
Every other Congress dissolves itself for their cross-eyed führer
Robert Black@hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 2d agoOne of my big uncertainties about the near future is whether Congress, having once constructively dissolved itself, can will itself back into existence next year or not
Iranian cleric honestly a little let down to discover the United States is actually an Indecisive and Middling at Best Satan.
T•••• f’d up so badly, IRGC just raised their price 7×
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 15h agoReuters: Iran wants fees of 5%-7% of the price of cargo from ships using the strait; Oman wants 3%. "Making fees voluntary, at least nominally, could be a way out of the impasse, although an implied threat of Iranian attacks could mean shippers would be unlikely to risk transit without paying."
I was thinking about the Zeekr MIX today, and I got irritated all over again we are getting screwed here in the USA, y'all
“Bouba” AES, Mamdani, Sadiq: We cherish your Jewish family as our own “Kiki” Musk: I need more H-1Bs, who we should kill
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 15h agoEl-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%
just started "For All Mankind," and it already requires less suspension of disbelief than a SpaceX earnings call
its gonna be really funny when trump comes in to stump for rogers and spends the entire time talking about how good looking AES is
